Putting on the Ritz

Have you seen the well-to-do up and down Park Avenue

On that famous thoroughfare with their noses in the air

High hats and Arrow collars, white spats and lots of dollars

Spending every dime for a wonderful time

Putting on the Ritz — Irvine Berlin

Video of Fred Astaire

Aren’t all houses in Irvine on par with the Ritz-Carlton? Judging by the prices, one would think so.

14 Carlton

Asking Price: $747,900IrvineRenter

Purchase Price: $678,868

Purchase Date: 5/17/2007

Address: 14 Carlton, Irvine, CA 92620

Sales History

Date Price

05/17/2007 $678,868

06/01/2006 $825,000

Beds: 4

Baths: 2.5

Sq. Ft.: 2,193

$/Sq. Ft.: $341

Lot Size: 5,005 sq. ft.

Year Built: 1979Rollback

Stories: 2

Type: Single Family Residence

County: Orange

Neighborhood: Northwood

MLS#: S497260

Status: Active

On Redfin: 31 days

From Redfin, “Corner lot with good curb appeal. Ceramic tile kitchen counter tops and wainscoting in bathroom. This home is located near great shopping centers and schools.”

Note the lack of normal realtor BS.

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The owner of the property is listed as Citigroup Global Markets Realty, so I assume this is an REO. It appears as if their loss mitigation procedure is to try to get half of their first second (thanks ocbear!) mortgage back. The asking price is 10% under the original purchase price which was likely the amount of their 80/20 loan. It will be interesting to see how much they actually lose before they sell it.

If they got it at auction for $678,868, then the property is probably not worth much more than that. Of course, at an auction you need to be ready with a cashiers check on the courthouse steps, so that does preclude many buyers, but it doesn’t mean they will get an additional $69,032 either.

Racing Rutherford

The Texas-raised “Lonestar J.R.” (Johnny Rutherford) is one of eight drivers to win the prestigious Indianapolis 500 mile race at least three times: in 1974, 1976, and 1980. He was one of the best of his era.

There is another Rutherford involved in a race. This time it is a property on Rutherford Street in Irvine, and the race is to the bottom…

9 Rutherford Front 9 Rutherford Kitchen

Asking Price: $999,000IrvineRenter

Purchase Price: $1,135,000

Purchase Date: 9/28/2005

Address: 9 Rutherford, Irvine, CA 92602

1st Loan $851,250

2nd Mtg. $56,750

Downpayment $227,000

Beds: 3

Baths: 2.5

Sq. Ft.: 2,200

$/Sq. Ft.: $454

Lot Size: –

Year Built: 2003Rollback

Stories: 1

Type: Single Family Residence

County: Orange

Neighborhood: Northpark

MLS#: S497994

Status: Active

On Redfin: 26 days

From Redfin, “Desirable single-level in a cul-de-sac location has large kitchen with granite counters and SS appliances and separate breakfast area. House has custom built-ins, crown molding and HW flooring in the living areas. Master suite has a generous bathroom and French doors leading to professionally landscaped garden. Two additional bedrooms (one could be office) complete this lovely home. The private back yard has a large patio cover, BBQ and Malibu lights. The community offers pool, spa and gym.”

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You must admit, this is an eye-popping rollback. If they get their selling price, and they pay a 6% commission, these sellers stand to lose $195,940. I admire that these people have accepted the reality of the market and have decided to get out before this becomes a short sale.

The race to the bottom continues…

Here he comes

Here comes Speed Racer

He’s a demon on wheels

He’s a demon and he’s gonna be chasin’ after someone.

Video to Cartoon Trailer

Scorched Earth

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord;

He is trampling out the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored;

He hath loosed the fateful lightning of His terrible swift sword;

His truth is marching on.

Glory! Glory! Hallelujah! Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!

Glory! Glory! Hallelujah! His truth is marching on.

Battle Hymn of the Republic — Julia W. Howe

Link to modern rock video version

During the civil war, Major General William Tecumseh Sherman of the Union Army took the city of Atlanta and proceeded to march to the city of Savannah destroying everything in his path (Sherman’s March to the Sea.) He ordered his troops to burn crops, kill livestock, consume supplies, and destroy civilian infrastructure along their path. This ancient warfare technique is know as scorched earth. This policy is often also referred to as total war.

There is a class of warrior operating in our housing market: flippers. I say they are warriors because they are at war with regular families, coming in to buy any property perceived to be of value. They will be glad to sell the property to a regular family — after a significant markup. The market has ways of dealing with flippers: its own scorched earth policy. It is called a bear market.

We have been profiling many flips recently. Some are REOs where the intention is not profit but loss mitigation, but many have been flips purchased by speculators. One of the memes floating around the MSM is that speculators have left the market. We have plenty of evidence to the contrary.

Actually, I rather like it. If I were going to pick two categories of property owners I would most like to see end up as bagholders for the decline over the next few years, it would be flippers and lenders.

24 Atlanta Front 24 Atlanta Kitchen

Asking Price: $729,000IrvineRenter

Purchase Price: $611,000

Purchase Date: 3/28/2007

Address: 24 Atlanta, Irvine, CA 92620

Beds: 4

Baths: 2.5

Sq. Ft.: 2,011

$/Sq. Ft.: $363Knife Catcher Award

Lot Size: 3,870 sq. ft.

Year Built: 1978

Stories: 2

Type: Single Family Residence

County: Orange

Neighborhood: Northwood

MLS#: S488429

Status: Active

On Redfin: 90 days

From Redfin, “BLOWOUT PRICE!Great double CDS location withing walking distance to al l Northwood facilities. Open, spacious 4 br floorplan w/ new remodeled kitchen and baths. Right out of Metropolitan magazine. .. !Impressive trio of schools, convenient central Irvine location ! GREAT VALUE!!Reduced. .. .BEST price home in Northwood.”

BLOWOUT PRICE! — BS.

GREAT VALUE!! — BS.

Right out of Metropolitan magazine. — LOL!

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At almost 90 days on the market, I don’t think this flip is working out as planned. They still have room to lower their price and get out before this becomes a loser. They are going to need it.

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They call him Flipper, Flipper, faster than lightning,

No-one you see, is smarter than he,

And we know Flipper, lives in a world full of wonder,

Flying there-under, under the sea!

Video of opening theme song

Ashton Green – Another Turtle Ridge Flip Gone Bad – UPDATE #3

Originally posted on September 30, 2006

Address: 235 Danbook, Irvine, CA 92603 (Turtle Ridge)
Plan: 1155 sq ft – 2/2.5
MLS: P537174 DOM: 18
Sale History: 04/21/2006: $625,000
Current Price: $619,000

The interesting thing here is that they listed it for less than what they purchased it only 5 months ago! They’ll have to go lower if they want it to move. This plan 2 has PLENTLY of direct competition:

  • 205 Coral Rose – Plan 4 – 1181 sq ft – $619,000 – 57 DOM
  • 121 Jadestone – Plan 4 – 1181 sq ft – $619,000 – 3 DOM
  • 250 Coral Rose – Plan 2 – 1155 sq ft – $619,000 – 80 DOM (~125 DOM Before)
  • 266 Coral Rose – Plan 2 – 1155 sq ft – $625,000 – 183 DOM
  • 127 Jadestone – Plan 4 – 1181 sq ft – $625,000 – 123 DOM (~38 DOM Before)
  • 207 Danbrook – Plan 3 – 1185 sq ft – $639,000 – 44 DOM (~160 DOM Before)

Factoring in an estimated 6% to be paid out in commissions, the owner will be in the hole for at least $43,000. OUCH!

UPDATE #1 – October 31, 2006

I just noticed that the price on this home was reduced on 10/24 to $612,500. I don’t know if the lower price will bring in (m)any offers considering the competition has also lowered their prices (notice that some have played the relist game):

  • 205 Coral Rose – Plan 4 – 1181 sq ft – $599,000 – 88 DOM
  • 121 Jadestone – Plan 4 – 1181 sq ft – $609,000 – 34 DOM
  • 250 Coral Rose – Plan 2 – 1155 sq ft – $619,000 – 111 DOM (~125 DOM Before)
  • 266 Coral Rose – Plan 2 – 1155 sq ft – $615,000 – 29 DOM (~188 DOM Before)
  • 127 Jadestone – Plan 4 – 1181 sq ft – $615,000 – 25 DOM (~170 DOM Before)
  • 207 Danbrook – Plan 3 – 1185 sq ft – SALE PENDING $639,000 SOLD at $610,000 – 56 DOM (~160 DOM Before)

How low could these go? Many of these sellers have a lot of wiggle room since their homes appreciated so much since they’ve bought. But our featured flipper at 235 Danbrook unfortunately does not have that luxury. If they sell at the current asking price, their loss including 6% in selling costs will be almost $50,000!

UPDATE #2 – November 15, 2006

We’ve got another price reduction on this home. On 11/13 the price was reduced to $599,000. The pricing by the competition is still the same as the last update. After 6% in selling costs, a sale at $599,000 will cause the flippers to lose almost $62,000! RiDiCuLouS!

UPDATE #3 – August 14, 2007

Well, 235 Danbrook finally sold about 8 months later on 5/21/2007 for $604,000. The loss was about $57,000 (assuming 6% in selling costs).

Here’s what else is going on in the tract:

  • 110 Jadestone – Plan 4 – 1200 sq ft – $578,000 – 2 DOM
  • 239 Coral Rose – Plan 3 – 1181 sq ft – $580,000 – 73 DOM
  • 240 Coral Rose – Plan 4 – 1181 sq ft – $588,000 – 29 DOM
  • 127 Jadestone – Plan 4 – 1181 sq ft – $589,000 – 146 (+119 +41 + 129 + 42) DOM

    • Original asking price was $695,000

  • 234 Coral Rose – Plan 2 – 1181 sq ft – $594,000 – 193 DOM
  • 231 Danbrook – Plan 4 – 1200 sq ft – $599,000 – 82 (+180) DOM
  • 217 Danbrook – Plan 2 – 1155 sq ft – $599,000 – 22 DOM
  • 227 Coral Rose – Plan 4 – 1181 sq ft – $610,000 – 17 (+153) DOM
  • 105 Coral Rose – Plan 4 – 1181 sq ft – $619,000 – 109 DOM
  • 100 Coral Rose – Plan 2 – 1155 sq ft – $629,000 – 13 DOM
  • 107 Coral Rose – Plan 3 – 1181 sq ft – $648,000 – 21 DOM
  • 116 Jadestone – Plan 2 – 1155 sq ft – $659,000 – 109 DOM
  • 145 Danbrook – Plan 7 – 1400 sq ft – $659,900 – 39 (+379) DOM

    • Original asking price was $804,995

  • 226 Coral Rose – Plan 7 – 1400 sq ft – $669,000 – 49 (+92) DOM
  • 103 Jadestone – Plan 5 – 1324 sq ft – $675,000 – 120 DOM
  • 142 Coral Rose – Plan 7A – 1445 sq ft – $679,000 – 22 DOM
  • 126 Coral Rose – Plan 7A – 1445 sq ft – $689,000 – 120 (+27) DOM
  • 129 Jadestone – Plan 5 – 1500 sq ft – $729,000 – 25 DOM

Yes, there really are 18 properties on the market in this complex. I believe all the Plan information above is correct, although some of the square footage numbers are suspect.
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The description for 129 Jadestone says: “Rarely on the market, largest floorplan with premium corner location. Highly upgraded with travertine flooring, crown mouldings, gourmet kitchen with stainless steel appliances, granite counters, back splash, custom paint and large master bedroom with gorgeous master bath. Enjoy the many amenities which include pool, spa, BBQ, hiking trails and parks. Model perfect!

The Plan 5 is the only 3 bedroom and it is 1324 sq ft (not 1500) and it is not the largest. Hopefully the agent corrects this information soon.

Looking at the listings, I noticed that there are a few that continue to chase the market down. In this market, you really need to price aggressively if you want to sell quickly.

Dewey, Cheatem & Howe

The love of money is the root of all evil.

The Bible — Timothy 6:10

Money, its a crime.

Share it fairly but dont take a slice of my pie.

Money, so they say

Is the root of all evil today.

But if you ask for a raise its no surprise that theyre

Giving none away.

Money — Pink Floyd

Link to Music Video

Have you heard about the new realty in town offering to help sellers move property in a declining market? Their name is Dewey, Cheatem & Howe.

OK, it is an old lawyer’s joke, but it was the first thing that came to mind when I saw this WTF price on Dewey Street in Irvine…

27 Dewey Front 27 Dewey Kitchen

Asking Price: $940,000IrvineRenter

Purchase Price: $527,000

Purchase Date: 7/11/2003

Address: 27 Dewey, Irvine, CA 92620

Beds: 4

Baths: 2.5

Sq. Ft.: 2,500

$/Sq. Ft.: $376

Lot Size: 5,500 sq. ft.

Year Built: 1978

Stories: 2

Type: Single Family ResidenceWTF

View: Pool

County: Orange

Neighborhood: Northwood

MLS#: P586668

Status: Active

On Redfin: 41 days

From Redfin, “Completely remodeled home from inside & out. Enjoy approx. $200k in u pgrades including: travertine floors, custom paint, crown molding, granite, newer windows, & a resort style custom swimming pool. Main floor master bed w/ blt in vanity & private bath. Gourmet kitchen with granite, pantry, & upgraded fixtures & appliances. Open formal living room w/ vaulted ceilings & fireplace. Lg. secondary bedrooms. Gorgeous resort style swimming pool w/ waterfall. Attend award winning Northwood Sch’s.”

Another listing looking to justify an asking price by telling us how much they spent on upgrades. Who cares? Did you add any value with all that money you spent? Maybe the buyer will need to spend $200,000 to fix the mess. Who knows?

Oh, he added a gourmet kitchen. That explains it.

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Kool Aid Man

So despite the rollbacks happening all around him, this seller believes his property has doubled in value since 2003. This is ridiculous. According to the property records, there is no mortgage on the property, so this seller can cling to his WTF asking price for all eternity — which is how long it might take for valuations to justify this price.

For drinking way too much kool aid, bestow our WTF award on 27 Dewey!

Money, get away.

Get a good job with good pay and youre okay.

Money, its a gas.

Grab that cash with both hands and make a stash.

New car, caviar, four star daydream,

Think Ill buy me a football team.

Money, get back.

Im all right jack keep your hands off of my stack.

Money, its a hit.

Dont give me that do goody good bullshit.

Im in the high-fidelity first class traveling set

And I think I need a lear jet.

Money — Pink Floyd