A Tall Oak Tale ** Update 2 **

We have a sale to report. 111 Tall Oak was asking $659,000 in the summer finally sold for $590,000. The unit was purchased on 3/6/2006 for $725,000. That is 18.6% loss in less than 2 years not including commissions. Basically, the second mortgage was a complete loss.

It looks as if our seller at 111 Tall Oak gave up trying, but the REO at 113 Tall Oak doesn’t have that luxury. When these properties were first profiled on July 30, 2007, the property at 113 Tall Oak was asking $689,000 — a wishing price. Now they are asking $579,000, and it still hasn’t sold. That is a $110K reduction in asking price (almost 20%) in about 100 days. The property was purchased by an FB on 3/6/2006 for $725,000.

Talk about a comp killer…

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to Heaven, we were all going direct the other way…”

A Tale of Two Cities — Charles Dickens

Does this quote from A Tale of Two Cities resonate today? The two properties I am featuring today illustrate this dichotomy. First we have a distressed homeowner about to lose a lot of money and thinks it is the worst of times, and his next door neighbor is a knife-catching flipper who thinks the market is going strong and we are returning to the best of times. It is the age of wisdom and it is the age of foolishness — depending on what happens next.

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Asking Price: $659,000IrvineRenter

Purchase Price: $723,000

Purchase Date: 3/9/2006

Address: 111 Tall Oak, Irvine, CA 92603

1st Loan $578,400
2nd Mtg. $144,600
Downpayment $0

Beds: 3
Baths: 3.5
Sq. Ft.: 1,607
$/Sq. Ft.: $410
Lot Size: –
Year Built: 2004
Stories: 3
Type: Condominium
County: Orange
Neighborhood: Quail Hill
MLS#: S485520
Status: Active
On Redfin: 92 days
Unsold in 90+ days

From Redfin, “SpleSplended DETACHED – 2 YR old Villa in Quail Hill. ULTRA-HIP Floorp lan for 21st Century-3BR/3.5BA+Tech Desk. Granite Counter-Tops, Shutters, Berber Carpet, Wood flooring, Stainless Appliances, Courtyard location. 5-Star resort amenities w/ pools, sport court, tot lots, tennis, fitness gym, several parks+walking trails. Next to Spectrum, Retail Plaza already opend, Walk to Top-Tier Alderwood school. UNI-HIGH School. This is a pre-foreclosure sale! Sale subject to lender approval.”

What makes a floorplan ULTRA-HIP?

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Over 90 days on the market with no sale at this drastically reduced price. Where are the multiple offers over the asking price?

If the short sale is approved, the bank stands to lose $103,540 after a 6% commission. Since this is a 100% financing deal, The seller will undoubtedly try to simply walk away. My guess is the bank will probably approve a sale down to the total loss of the second mortgage, but they won’t take a hit on their first. That is pure speculation, and I could be wrong.

I suspect the flipper who purchased this neighboring property was not counting on 111 Tall Oak becoming a distressed , pre-foreclosure right after he purchased 113 Tall Oak as a flip. Such is life…

113 Tall Oak Front 113 Tall Oak Kitchen

Old Asking Price: $689,000IrvineRenter

New Asking Price: $579,900

Purchase Price: $603,000

Purchase Date: 3/6/2007

Address: 113 Tall Oak, Irvine, CA 92603

Beds: 3
Baths: 3.5
Sq. Ft.: 1,610
$/Sq. Ft.: $428Knife Catcher Award
Lot Size: –
Year Built: 2004
Stories: 3
Type: Condominium
County: Orange
Neighborhood: Quail Hill
MLS#: S486686
Status: Active
On Redfin: 85 days

From Redfin, “* * * PRICE REDUCTION * * * A chance to own a detached home in the prestigious Quail Hill community with it’s resort style amenities to enjoy!! This tri level home boasts a modern floorplan which is functional and comfortable. Repairs are scheduled to begin soon and will include new paint, carpet and stair repair. This home features 2 balconies, plantation shutters, a romantic two-sided fireplace, and a computer niche. .. .. don’t miss out!!”

This realtor only uses two exclamation points. I guess he is trying to restrain his enthusiasm. * * * PRICE REDUCTION * * * Is our flipper losing confidence in the market? After watching your neighbor languish on the market for 90 days at a lower price, I probably would.

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If this flipper gets the asking price, he stands to make $44,660 after a 6% commission. Not bad for doing absolutely nothing (You can see from the pictures the property was not renovated.) Of course, when your own purchase and that of your neighboring property establish the market in the low $600,000s, It is going to be a difficult sell at the asking price.

This flip was purchased during the Spring of Hope, will it end in the Winter of Despair?

Salton ** Update 1 **

Big price reduction to start the new year. The price dropped from $560,000 to $495,000. Prices are plunging…

Christmas time is here again
Christmas time is here again
Christmas time is here again
Christmas time is here again

Ain’t been round since you know when
Christmas time is here again
O-U-T spells “out”

Christmas Time is Here Again — The Beatles

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24 Salton Garage

24 Salton Front 24 Salton Kitchen

New Asking Price: $495,000

Old Asking Price: $560,000IrvineRenter

Income Requirement: $140,000

Downpayment Needed: $112,000

Purchase Price: $605,000

Purchase Date: 4/27/2006

Address: 24 Salton #63, Irvine, CA 92602

First Mortgage $484,000
Second Mortgage $121,000
Downpayment $0Rollback

Beds: 2
Baths: 2
Sq. Ft.: 1,400
$/Sq. Ft.: $400
Lot Size: –
Type: Condominium
Style: Mediterranean
Year Built: 2002
Stories: Two Levels
Area: Northpark
County: Orange
MLS#: U7004832
Status: Active
On Redfin: 22 days

From Redfin, “Upgraded home with new marble flooring and travertine bathrooms is turnkey. Beatiful balcony. Top rated school district. Great school district.”

We have another nominee for the worst picture on the MLS…

When you read the word “turnkey,” do you read “turkey?” I do.

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Today’s property is a typical profile of an FB. She bought right at the peak with 100% financing. We can speculate why — real estate always goes up, etc., but the main reason is because she could. Some lender provided 100% financing and allowed her to obtain the property, so she bought it. Now she is at least 10% underwater, and more likely 20% by the time a knife-catcher is found. If she gets her asking price, the lender stands to lose $78,600.

Yesterday, we had a great discussion on the morality of short sales. I believe we set the record for the most comments on a blog post. There was a wide variety of opinions, and no consensus was reached. Regardless of what anyone thinks about the morality of short sales, we are likely to see a great many of them over the next several years. Each short sale will represent one less potential buyer in the marketplace due to ruined credit, and one more loss for a lender which will serve to tighten credit even further. Both factors will push prices even lower which will in turn create more short sales and foreclosures: a classic downward spiral.

Our real estate finance market is broken. It is so full of fraud, corruption, and unstable loan products, they only way forward is to blow up the system and let the chaos clear out the garbage. I have said it many times on this blog — 20% down, 28% DTI and 30-year conventional mortgages will be the norm. It is the only mortgage product known to produce stable housing markets where people do not default in large numbers. All the innovation and experimentation in the mortgage industry has proven a dismal failure. The problems we are seeing in the markets were self created. There was no outside event, no “unexpected” downturn in the economy, no surprise for anyone who cared to look and see the signs. The credit crunch is not like a random asteroid strike, it is the entirely foreseeable outcome of the activities of the industry itself. Just like the Great Housing Bubble is a direct result of the fallacious beliefs fostered by the real estate industrial complex and acted upon by the masses, the mortgage fiasco is the direct result of the foolish actions and unstable loan products peddled by the lending industry. They are about to reap what they sow, and the harvest will have more chaff than wheat.

The Beast

I left alone my mind was blank

I needed time to think to get the memories from my mind

What did I see can I believe that what I saw

that night was real and not just fantasy

Just what I saw in my old dreams were they

reflections of my warped mind staring back at me

‘Cos in my dream it’s always there the evil face that twists my mind

and brings me to despair

The night was black was no use holding back

‘Cos I just had to see was someone watching me

In the mist dark figures move and twist

Was this all for real or some kind of hell

The Number of the Beast — Iron Maiden

Are the low prices of yesteryear an old dream? Is selling at the peak prices of yesteryear just a fantasy? Is this all for real, or some kind of hell?

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Iron Maiden 2The love of money is the root of all evil (The Bible Timothy 6:10.) There is a deep truth to that statement. Have you ever wondered why financial markets fail to respond to prayer, wishful thinking, the Secret, divination, or any form of intervention from Higher Powers? It is simple: financial markets are totally created by man, and the movement of prices is totally dependent upon human behavior. As you may have have surmised, I am a big fan of behavioral economics and Robert Shiller. Watch any financial market long enough, and you can learn to read the emotions of the participants in the fluctuations in price. Financial markets are a unique expression of human behavior. Any creation of man, particularly one driven completely by fear and greed, is going to have a sharp edge. There is no room for kindness, compassion or mercy or any advanced spiritual trait in financial markets. As Pink Floyd noted in Dogs of War, ” They will take and you will give, And you must die so that they may live.”

Iron Maiden 4The current downturn in our real estate market has real costs not just in money but in people’s lives. Some people are getting what they deserve. The pathologically stupid who tapped all their equity to fuel consumer spending or those who bought much more house than they can possibly afford are going to lose their homes, and they should. However, some people are getting crushed who probably don’t deserve it at all. Many were simply foolishly ignorant believing the professional realtors and mortgage originators self-serving assessment of the situation. Financial markets make no distinctions. As the old adage goes, “Kill them all, let God sort them out.” Our housing market is going to kill them all. So be it.

Today we are going to see how short sales and REOs obliterate the neighborhood comps. Our featured property is a short sale priced to move. Our comparison property is a WTF nutcase. The contrast between these two nearby and very similar properties is remarkable.

49 Lakeshore Front49 Lakeshore Kitchen

Asking Price: $524,900IrvineRenter

Income Requirement: $131,225

Downpayment Needed: $104,980

Purchase Price: $615,000

Purchase Date: 5/6/2003

Address: 49 Lakeshore #21, Irvine, CA 92604

Cash-out refinance $600,000Short Sale

Beds: 2
Baths: 2
Sq. Ft.: 1,673
$/Sq. Ft.: $314
Lot Size:
Type: Condominium
Style: Contemporary
Year Built: 1978
Stories: Two Levels
Area: Woodbridge
County: Orange
MLS#: L25120
Status: Active
On Redfin: 12 days

Upper unit a short walk away from the lake. Private Tropical Courtyard Entry with Large Patio area. Vaulted Cilings, Upgraded Carpeting, Neutral Colors, Huge Master Bedroom, Plantation Shutters, , Walk in Closet, Newer Air Conditioner & Heat System, Huge Size Balcony, Lots of Windows, Backs to Greenbelt Breezeway that leads to North Lake & Community Pool & Spa.

Title Case? I Guess Every Word Is Important.

From the property records, this appears to be a 2003 rollback, but the price seems pretty high for 2003, so this may be an error.

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If this seller gets their asking price, their lender stands to lose $106,594 assuming a 6% commission. This selling price won’t be pleasing to the neighbors…

32 Lakeshore Front32 Lakeshore Kitchen

Asking Price: $869,900IrvineRenter

Income Requirement: $217,475

Downpayment Needed: $173,980

Address: 32 Woodgrove, Irvine, CA 92604

Beds: 2
Baths: 2
Sq. Ft.: 1,500
$/Sq. Ft.: $580
Lot Size:
Type: Condominium
Style: Townhouse
Year Built: 1979
Stories: One Level
View(s): Lake, Mountain
Area: Woodbridge
County: Orange
MLS#: S513812
Status: Active
On Redfin: 49 days

THE PERFECT SINGLE STORY PLAN IN THE PERFECT LAKEFRONT LOCATION Beautiful TURNKEY SINGLE STORY NO INTERIOR STEPS (only 1 Entry Step) Freshly Painted, Smooth Vaulted Ceilings, New travertine surround and mantle above the fireplace, Large family Kitchen, Private Garden Atrium, New Berber Carpet, New Light Fixtures, New Bath Accessories, New Shower Doors, Den can be enclosed as a 3rd BDRM Stunning LAKE & MOUNTAIN VIEWS on a very quiet and private quiet cul de sac. X-tra Large 2 Car attached Garage. Gated Courtyard entry New fences and landscaping, Near Pools, Beach & Tennis Clubs, Shopping & Restaurants. May be purchased furnished. Golf Cart Included!All the furnishings are brand new and may be purchased with the home for $5000. (by the way the flat screen tv is a prop). Near all of Woodbridge’s major points of interst: the North lake Tennis and Beach Club Lagoon with water slides! Near Shopping, Restaurants, Medical Facilities. Short drive to John Wayne airport, Newport and Laguna Beaches.

Golf Cart Included! Oh, that seals the deal for me.

How many times does the word “new” appear in the above listing for a property built in 1979?

If Redfin’s mapping is correct, this property neither fronts on the water nor does it have a view of it.

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Are these sellers kidding? WTF makes them think they can get an asking price $345,000 over a neighborhood comp? Can you just imagine the deluded thought process here…

Once the short sale is gone, buyers will have to pay “market” prices which are actually $345,000 higher than the short sale.

It is amazing the utterly stupid things people believe when they are filled with greed.

Iron Maiden had the coolest album covers, didn’t they? Album covers are a lost art. CDs made them impractical, and downloading made them unnecessary.

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Thank you for joining us this week at the Irvine Housing Blog. Come back next week as we continue chronicling ‘the seventh circle of real estate hell.’ Have a great weekend.

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Angel

I sit and wait

does an angel contemplate my fate

and do they know

the places where we go

when we´re grey and old

´cos I´ve been told

that salvation lets their wings unfold

so when I’m lying in my bed

thoughts running through my head

and I feel that love is dead

I’m loving angels instead

and through it all she offers me protection

a lot of love and affection

whether I’m right or wrong

and down the waterfall

wherever it may take me

I know that life wont break me

when I come to call she wont forsake me

I’m loving angels instead

Angel — Robbie Williams

Today’s seller took a gray and old house and turned it into an angel. There is even a waterfall. Where will it take him…

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The readership of the Irvine Housing Blog has been growing steadily. Currently we are seeing around 3,300 unique visitors a day. Most sellers probably hate us, but all publicity is good publicity, right?

Today’s listing is a beautifully remodeled home. When I first saw this house, I thought someone was crazy to sink money into an old house adjacent to a busy shopping center in University Park. I thought to myself, “I could see someone asking $1,000,000 for this thing when they are done — not that they will get it, but they might ask.” Little did I know they believed they were building the Taj Mahal

2 Angell Front 2 Angell Kitchen

IrvineRenterAsking Price: $1,469,000

Income Requirement: $367,250

Downpayment Needed: $293,800

Purchase Price: $640,000

Purchase Date: 2/15/2007

Address: 2 Angell, Irvine, CA 92612WTF

Beds: 5
Baths: 4.5
Sq. Ft.: 3,800
$/Sq. Ft.: $387
Lot Size: 5,800 sq. ft.
Type: Single Family Residence
Style: Contemporary/Modern
Year Built: 2008
Stories: Two Levels
View(s): City Lights
Area: University Park
County: Orange
MLS#: S517790
Status: Active
On Redfin: 3 days

This is a DREAM come TRUE. CUSTOM HOME. JEWEL of Irvine. The house was originally built in year 1965. New addition and total remodeling was completed in January 2008. Custom features include 10 feet high double entry metal(Copper)door, travertine flooring, granite counter tops, brandnew cabinetries, two double ovens, two dish washers, Main floor master suite. Breath taking kitchen with one piece granite counter top island. second floor hallway and master suite wood- flooring, two sky-lights, tankless water heater, two zoned A/C units, two fireplaces (One in Master B/d and one in Living room)and many more. .. .

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$1,469,000 in University Park, WTF! Would you buy a house for 3 times the cost of most houses on the street — in a declining market? If this flopper simply took a look at the situation unfolding around them, they would set a price at breakeven to cover the purchase and renovations and pray they found a knife catcher. Instead, is looks as if they are trying to double their money. Good luck with that.

I suppose this house would appeal to someone really pretentious. It is located right at the exit of the University Park shopping center so everyone looks at it when they leave the facility, and it is by far the nicest house in the vicinity. If you go have lunch at Charo Chicken, you can stare at this house out the windows and watch the waterfall. If you feel the need to stand apart from your neighbors and put yourself above them, this is the house for you. Perhaps this kind of buyer is more concerned with bragging about how much they paid rather than reveling in what a deal they got. There is plenty to brag about here.

Shelter

Well alright, you gave it all up for a dream

Fate proved unkind,

to lock the door and leave no key

You’re unsure,

Well baby I’m scared too

When the world crushes you

Let me be your shelter, shelter

From the storm outside

Let me be your shelter, shelter

From the endless night

Disillusion has an edge so sharp

It tears at your soul and leaves a stain upon your heart

I need you, to wash mine clean

You’ve felt it too, and you need me

Shelter — Lone Justice

Buyers late to the rally gave it all up for a dream, and fate proved very unkind. It is time to lock the doors and mail back the keys. Their world is crushed; they are disillusioned, and this will leave lasting scars in their memories…

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Canopy

House Price RatingsThere is another neighborhood in Quail Hill experiencing a race to the bottom. Anyone remember Stepping Down? This is not a bad neighborhood. It is everything Irvine has come to stand for. There are greenspaces on two sides, a great park nearby, and the elementary school is walking distance. The houses are attractive, alley-loaded homes averaging about 2000 SF. There are no negatives preventing this neighborhood from selling well — other than the predicted credit crunch. To see distress in this segment of the market is to see it everywhere…

The three homes we are comparing today are nearly identical, and of course, they all have gourmet kitchens. These are presented in order to match our house price ratings graphic to the left. First, we have a LOL price (which is today’s market). Second, we have an OMG wishing price, and third, to complete the trifecta, a WTF fantasy price.

36 Canopy Front36 Canopy Kitchen

Asking Price: $789,000IrvineRenter

Income Requirement: $197,250

Downpayment Needed: $157,800

Purchase Price: $594,000

Purchase Date: 9/30/2003

Address: 36 Canopy, Irvine, CA 92603

First Mortgage $616,000

Second Mortgage $115,500

Total Debt $731,500

Beds: 4
Baths: 2.5
Sq. Ft.: 2,100
$/Sq. Ft.: $376
Lot Size:
Type: Condominium
Style: French
Year Built: 2003
Stories: Two Levels
View(s): Canyon, Hills
Area: Quail Hill
County: Orange
MLS#: S508410
Status: Active
On Redfin: 99 days

Unsold in 90+ days

Gourmet Kitchen Award WOW $ 175,000 less than the last sale * * * DON’T MISS BRING your OFFER, GORGEOUS DETACHED4BR+ FAMILY ROOM+FORMAL LIVING & DINING ROOM+2 FIRPLACES, GORMET KITCHEN WITH SOLID GRANITE, HIGH END FLORING WITH BRAND NEW CARPET, TRAVERTINE AND CERAMIC TILES. LARGE MASTER W/ HUGE WALKING CLOSET & BALCONY, GREAT YARD AND LOCATION. AWARD WINIG SCHOOLS. AMINITIES ARE WALK/BIKE TRAILS, 3SETS OF POOL & SPAS, SPORT COURTS, TOTLOTS, BAR-B-Q AND FITNESS CENTER. VERY MOTIVATED SELLER.

FIRPLACES? GORMET? FLORING? WINIG? AMINITIES? TOTLOTS? ALL CAPS?

Notice the kool aid advertising at $175,000 less than last sale. I think this is supposed to imply this is a bargain. It tells me prices are in free fall.

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Typical story here: The seller bought the rally, refinanced to get some pocket change, and now they are hoping to get out before the market drops past their breakeven point. This listing started at $895,000 and has now seen $105,000 in price reductions over the last 100 days. They are still chasing the market down. Perhaps if they had not started at a WTF price, they might have found a knife catcher. I suspect the asking price might start to get sticky soon because they need to get near their current asking price not to go underwater.

48 Canopy Front48 Canopy Kitchen

Asking Price: $859,000IrvineRenter

Income Requirement: $214,750

Downpayment Needed: $171,800

Address: 48 Canopy, Irvine, CA 92603

Beds: 4
Baths: 2.5
Sq. Ft.: 2,100
$/Sq. Ft.: $409
Lot Size:
Type: Condominium
Style: Mediterranean
Year Built: 2004
Stories: Two Levels
View(s): Hills, Mountain, Park or Green Belt
Area: Quail Hill
County: Orange
MLS#: S512470
Status: Active
On Redfin: 64 days

Gourmet Kitchen Award Acres of OPEN SPACE in your own backyard! This 3BR+LOFT, 2.5BA DETACHED HOME w/ 2-car direct acc. gar. across from nature preserve & walking trails!Formal Liv/Dining areas; Sep. FamRm w/ Freplce & media niche; extensive hrdwd flring thruout!Plantation shutters, french doors gourmet kitchen w/ stainless steel appliances, opulent master suite, tranquil bkyd patio w/ KOI POND & lush vegetation!Award-winning Alderwood Basics+ & Uni HS!REDUCED $1,000’S!!!

The schizophrenic use of abbreviations, CAPS, slashes and unusual punctuation make this description very difficult to read.

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This property is now $70,000 behind our low price leader. I imagine if you ask the seller, they could give you a litany of reasons why their property is worth the extra $70,000. At 64 days on the market, it appears the market thinks it is overpriced.

45 CanopyWTF

Asking Price: $943,900IrvineRenter

Income Requirement: $235,975

Downpayment Needed: $188,780

Address: 45 Canopy, Irvine, CA 92603

Beds: 3
Baths: 2.5
Sq. Ft.: 2,073
$/Sq. Ft.: $455
Lot Size:
Property Type: Condominium, Attached
Year Built: 2003
Stories: Two Levels
View: Yes, Hills, Park/Green Belt
Area: Out Of Area
County: Orange
MLS#: K07103117
Status: Active
On Redfin: 185 days

Unsold in 90+ days

Gourmet Kitchen Award This the best 3 bedroom home in Quail Hill. Gourmet Kitchen With Slab Granite counters with Stainless steel Appliances. Formal living, Dinning, and a family room. This 2 Story includes Recessed lighting thru out, large shutters, large crown and baseboard molding thru out home. you will love the flooring, carpet, tile, marble, spa tub and master shower are up graded. a plus is study and or office. an enclosed back yard with covered patio, stainless steel BBQ, Custom Decking, lighting, fountain, flowers, grass, and this is a great place to entertain. a gated court yard up front with wonderful views. Included is a attached 2 car garage, sealed flooring, White detailed walls, custom lighting and auto door opener. This has many more option that you have to see for yourself. Location, location, location, Shopping, schools, movies, fwys, and the pacific ocean beaches.

Kool Aid Man

“This the best 3 bedroom home in Quail Hill.” Bullshit.

This place has the “pacific ocean beaches?”

This author must have something against capital letters… Or perhaps they used up their quota in the first three sentences and couldn’t use any more?

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You have to wonder what goes through this seller’s mind. They are $150,000 over comps, and these comps are aggressively lowering their price and they still haven’t found the market. What is this seller waiting for? Perhaps they need this post to embarrass them into doing something — something like — lower the price! If they lowered the price today $200,000, they might find a buyer; otherwise, this property is going to sit on the market forever (it has already been there half a year.) Also, they need to get the realtor to take some pictures. The tiny picture on the web is not helping matters any.

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These price drops are breathtaking. Real estate markets usually do not decline so quickly. So how bad is it getting? From DataQuick:

All Home Sales… Median Dec-06. Median Dec-07 .Percent Change

Los Angeles………. $525,000………. $470,000………. -10.5%

Orange……………….$630,000………. $565,000………. -10.3%

Riverside………….. $432,000………. $355,000………. -17.8%

San Bernardino… $370,000………. $315,000………. -14.9%

San Diego…………. $495,000………. $430,000………. -13.1%

Ventura……………. $590,000………. $525,250………. -11.0%

SoCal………………….$490,000………. $425,000………. -13.3%

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Since I went country today, I thought I would share with you a song selection from a reader. Thank you.

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I saw Star Wars at least eight times,

Had the Pacman pattern memorized

And I’ve seen the stuff they put inside Stretch Armstrong

Well I was Roger Stauback in my backyard,

Had a shoebox full of baseball cards,

And a couple of Evil Knievil scars on my right arm

Well I was a kid when Elvis died,

And my mama cried.

It was 1970 somethin’, in the world that I grew up in.

Farrah Fawcett hair-do days, bellbottoms and 8-track tapes.

Looking back now, I can see me.

Oh man, did I look cheesy.

I wouldn’t trade those days for nothin’,

Oh it was 1970 somethin’.

It was the dawning of a new decade,

When we got our first microwave.

Dad broke down and finally shaved them old sideburns off.

I took the stickers off my Rubiks cube,

Watched MTV all afternoon.

My first love was Daisy Duke in them cutoff jeans.

Space shuttle fell out of the sky,

And the whole world cried.

It was 1980 somethin’, in the world that I grew up in.

Skating rinks and black Trans-Ams, big hair and parachute pants.

And looking back now, I can see me.

And oh man, did I look cheesy.

I wouldn’t trade those days for nothin’,

Oh it was 1980 somethin’.

Now Ive got a mortgage and an SUV

But all this responsibility

Makes me wish sometimes –

It was 1980 something, in the world that I grew up in.

Skating rinks and black Trans-Ams, big hair and parachute pants.

And looking back now, I can see me.

Oh man, did I look cheesy.

I wouldn’t trade those days for nothin’,

Oh it was 1980 somethin’.

19 Seventy Somethin’

Oh it was 19 somethin’.