The Roxbury

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Why spend just a Night at the Roxbury when you can live there? Look at this fantastic property. It comes complete with a hose on the roof, termite damage on the porch, broken concrete, a leaning sidewalk light, an empty milk bottle on the walk, and a pair of statues that looks like a man staring down a cow. At least the grass is green. You can’t beat this location. It is so close to the railroad tracks, the vibrations from the passing trains will shake the pictures off the wall, and the position at the end of a “T” intersection guarantees a strong flow of negative energy and enough flashing car lights to ensure you can’t sleep at night. As the realtor noted, it is “PERFECT FOR FIRST HOME BUYERS.” Yeah, perfect…

Asking Price: $545,000IrvineRenter

Income Requirement: $136,250

Downpayment Needed: $109,000

Purchase Price: $555,000

Purchase Date: 1/19/2005

Address: 4712 West Roxbury, Irvine, CA

Beds: 4
Baths: 2
Sq. Ft.: 1,156
$/Sq. Ft.: $471
Lot Size: 4,992 Sq. Ft.
Type: Single Family Residence
Style: Other
Year Built: 1971
Stories: One Level
Area: El Camino Real
County: Orange
MLS#: P619342
Status: Active
On Redfin: 58 days

BEAUTIFUL HOUSE IN A NICE AREA. PERFECT FOR FIRST HOME BUYERS.

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You can sense the enthusiasm the realtor has for this listing. I can’t blame her. How do you get too excited about an overpriced short sale that has almost no chance of earning a commission.

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The seller of this property put 5% down when it was purchased, but they refinanced in 2006 and took out an Option ARM with a 1.8% teaser rate for $548,000 and a simultaneous HELOC for $64,000. They are exercising their “put” option, and the lender is going to eat another one. If this property sells for its asking price — which seems very unlikely — the total loss to the lender will be $99,700 assuming they maxed out the HELOC and pay a 6% commission.

Anyone want to live here? It is Irvine, and It’s a beautiful life, oh oh ooo…

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You can do what you want just seize the day

What you’re doing tomorrow’s gonna come your way

Don’t you ever consider givin’ up, you will find, oooh

It’s a beautiful life, oh oh ooo

It’s a beautiful life, oh oh ooo

It’s a beautiful life, oh oh ooo

I just wanna be here beside you

stay until the break of dawn

Take a walk in the park when you feel down

There’s so many things there

that’s gonna lift you up

See the nature in bloom a laughing child

Such a dream, oooh

It’s a Beautiful Life — Ace of Base

WOT 3-22-2008

Thank you, Daniel Gross, for the mention in your latest article: Recession Literature, The best books, articles, and Web sites about the economic collapse.

Irvinehousingblog.com is an exemplary Internet mashup. Irvine, the master-planned community in Orange County, Calif., was in many ways the epicenter of the housing boom. Many of the now-defunct ambitious subprime lenders were based there. And the O.C. housing market was a hothouse of speculation and refinancing. Today, it’s the “seventh circle of real estate hell.” Using realty listings, public records about debt, and YouTube videos of popular songs, an anonymous blogger who goes by IrvineRenter skewers homeowners who paid too much and are now desperately trying to recoup their investments. Realtors who post lame photos, misspell words, or engage in silly promotion-speak also come in for ridicule. At the end of each entry, the blog calculates precisely how much a homeowner—or the bank that foreclosed on his or her property—will lose if the house gets its offering price.

It is very gratifying to see nationally syndicated columnists reading and appreciating the work we do here…

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Weekend Open Thread Chart Extravaganza

Irvine, California House Price Predictions based on Historic Appreciation Rates 1984-2026

Los Angeles House Price Predictions based on S&P/Case-Shiller Indices

Los Angeles House Price Predictions based on S&P/Case-Shiller Indices

Orange County House Price Predictions based on Price-to-Rent Ratio 1988-2020

Orange County House Price Predictions based on Price-to-Rent Ratio 1988-2020

Irvine, California House Price Predictions based on Price-to-Income Ratio 1986-2030

Irvine, California House Price Predictions based on Price-to-Income Ratio 1986-2030

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That's Life ** Update **

The list price on 78 Sorenson is down t0 $549,000, and the property is in escrow.

That's life (that's life), that's what all the people say

You're ridin' high in April, shot down in May

But I know I'm gonna change that tune

When I'm back on top, back on top in June

I said that's life (that's life), and as funny as it may seem

Some people get their kicks stompin' on a dream

But I don't let it, let it get me down

'cause this fine old world, it keeps spinnin' around

I've been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate, a poet, a pawn and a king

I've been up and down and over and out and I know one thing

Each time I find myself flat on my face

I pick myself up and get back in the race

That's Life — Frank Sinatra

Link To Music Video

This song speaks to our market on many levels. The first stanza speaks to the denial in the market. This years selling season was a bust, but come next June it will come roaring back — Not. One a deeper level the message of this song is wonderful. A great many people are going to get kicked in the teeth by the market. They are just going to have to get back up and carry on because that's life.

A reader emailed me this property.

78 Sorenson Front 78 Sorenson Inside

Asking Price: $600,000IrvineRenter

Income Requirement: $150,000

Downpayment Needed: $120,000

Purchase Price: $715,000

Purchase Date: 10/13/2005

Address: 78 Sorenson, Irvine, CA 92602

1st Loan $572,000

2nd Mtg. $143,000

Downpayment $0

Rollback

Beds: 3

Baths: 2.5

Sq. Ft.: 1,622

$/Sq. Ft.: $370

Lot Size: –

Type: Condominium

Style: Contemporary/Modern

Year Built: 2001

Stories: Two Levels

Area: West Irvine

County: Orange

MLS#: S503062

Status: Active

On Redfin: 64 days

Act Fast! This great home is priced for a quick sale! Fantastic interior private location. Office/Den downstairs, 3-large bedrooms upstairs with spacious closet. Light & bright and spacious, durimar wood floors, blinds, recessed lighting. Close to Tustin Market Place and schools.

Act Fast! After only 60 days on the market, the bidding war will soon begin.

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Can you imagine the conversations the couple selling this house must be having?

Honey, do you think the bank will come after us for the $151,000 they are going to lose on the mortgage?

I don't think they can in California.

Won't this hurt our credit?

So what? We could have made hundreds of thousands, and the worst we could lose is a temporary ding to our credit. I think it was worth it.

No stress, no big deal. They took a risk to their credit and passed the financial risk onto the bank. The bank is going to lose their entire second mortgage. In our forums someone told the story of their friend who was invested in a fund that provided second mortgages. How many loans like this does it take to wipe out a fund like that?

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A poster from yesterday tipped me off to this property.

7 Chenile Front 7 Chenile Kitchen

Asking Price: $819,000IrvineRenter

Income Requirement: $204,750

Downpayment Needed: $163,800

Purchase Price: $885,000

Purchase Date: 4/27/2006

Address: 7 Chenile, Irvine, CA 92614

1st Loan $708,000

2nd Mtg. $88,500

Downpayment $88,500

Rollback

Beds: 4

Baths: 2.5

Sq. Ft.: 2,201

$/Sq. Ft.: $372

Lot Size: 4,750 sq. ft.

Type: Single Family Residence

Style: Traditional

Year Built: 1985

Stories: Two Levels

Area: Woodbridge

County: Orange

MLS#: S493874

Status: Active

On Redfin: 129 days

Unsold in 90+ days

* * * This is a Short Sale! Great Interior Location in Woodbridge! Remodeled kitchen with granite counter tops, cabinets and appliances. This plan offers a large family room with ceiling to floor brick fireplace. Open floor plan with vaulted ceilings in living room and master bedroom. Great size Front and Back yard. Enjoy the Lakes, Swimming Pools, Spas, Tennis Courts, and many wonderful Woodbridge Amenities with a very Low Assocciations Dues!

If they get their asking price, and there is a 6% commission, the total loss on the property would be $115,140. The sellers would lose their entire $88,500 downpayment, and the bank would lose $26,640 on the second mortgage.

Let's take another look at the real problem here…

In the most recent UCLA Forecast for housing, this little gem appeared:

A more dramatic decline in prices is not forecast because inventory levels have not climbed that high and the fall-out from the subprime mortgage crisis will be less severe in Orange County than other areas of the state.

Some people still don't get it. It is not subprime mortgages that are creating the problem. It is 100% financing and exotic loan terms — two items which are common in OC. We have documented case after case of 100% financing deals going bad. This is the primary driver of lower prices in Irvine right now. As the multitude of exotic loans reset over the next few years, this will cause the next major wave of foreclosures and short sales.

Also, when you think about the financing picture, it is going to get worse before it gets any better. Credit is not going to magically get looser. Look at the losses to second mortgages we have been documenting day after day here in Irvine. Extrapolate that to every city in California, and you get a sense for how big this problem is for second mortgage holders. This will stop the origination of second mortgages, or it will make them so expensive as to render them useless.

Sub Prime Move Up Chain

Without second mortgages people will be required to make 20% downpayments. Look at these prices and the downpayment requirements. Who has that kind of cash saved up? Who do you know who is saving money from their salaries to make a downpayment? Where will the first time buyers come from?

Sales volume will not suddenly return to the market when very few people have the required 20% downpayment. The chain of move-ups will be disrupted until the entry level buyers save 20% downpayments and the entry level market pricing drops down to meet them.

The bulls in denial seem to believe credit conditions similar to the bubble rally will be returning soon. Lenders are experiencing unprecedented losses. Who is going to through their money into that abyss? Credit will continue to tighten until the lenders are safe. This means 20% downpayments, 28% DTI ratios, and good credit. If you don't meet those three requirements, you will not be buying a house. If you are facing a mortgage reset, and you don't meet these requirements — which, of course, nobody does — you will not get refinanced, and you will lose your house.

While I am on a rant, I would like to point out the most widespread delusion about financing workouts the suddenly generous lenders are promising: borrowers will not be able to keep their house and their lifestyle. The reality is that the bank will demand a dramatic reduction in personal spending and a change in lifestyle to keep a home.

A great many borrowers who are facing a reset believe they can go to the bank, and the bank will work with them to reduce the payment. True to a point, but the bank will analyze your financial situation, determine your bare minimum financial needs, and take everything else — just like a bankruptcy. They will also ding your credit for your efforts. Borrowers can keep their houses in exchange for a decade or more of financial servitude to a lender. Enjoy the Ramen noodles.

Perhaps someday, the mainstream media and our academicians will fully comprehend the nature and scope of the problem. Until then, we will continue with our message and continue to document the results.

I guess that's life…

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Some closing words of advice and perspective from Frank Sinatra…

Frank Sinatra My WayAnd now, the end is here

And so I face the final curtain

My friend, I'll say it clear

I'll state my case, of which I'm certain

I've lived a life that's full

I traveled each and ev'ry highway

And more, much more than this, I did it my way

Regrets, I've had a few

But then again, too few to mention

I did what I had to do and saw it through without exemption

I planned each charted course, each careful step along the byway

And more, much more than this, I did it my way

Yes, there were times, I'm sure you knew

When I bit off more than I could chew

But through it all, when there was doubt

I ate it up and spit it out

I faced it all and I stood tall and did it my way

My Way — Frank Sinatra

Link to Music Video

That's the Spirit ** Update **

This one went back to the bank on 2/4/2008 for $616,250.

Our house, in the middle of our street
Our house, in the middle of our
Our house, was our castle and our keep
Our house, in the middle of our street
Our house, that was where we used to sleep
Our house, in the middle of our street
Our house, in the middle of our street

Our House — Madness

Link to Music Video

Link to Hilarious Spoof Video from the Housing Crash in Great Britain in the 1980s (must see)

Espirit FrontEspirit Kitchen

Asking Price: $699,900IrvineRenter

Income Requirement: $174,975

Downpayment Needed: $139,980

Purchase Price: $869,000

Purchase Date: 11/08/2005

Address: 13551 Espirit Way, Irvine, CA 92620

1st Loan $695,200
2nd Mtg. $173,800
Downpayment $0

Beds: 4
Baths: 3
Sq. Ft.: 2,344
$/Sq. Ft.: $299
Lot Size: 5,940 sq. ft.
Type: Single Family Residence
Style: Other
Year Built: 1972Rollback
Stories: Two Levels
Area: Northwood
County: Orange
MLS#: P595176
Status: Active
On Redfin: 37 days

From Redfin, “This house features 4 bedroom plus a bonus room, 3 full bath, remodeled kitchen with new appliances, granite countertop and travertine backsplash, dual panel windows and located close parks and tennis courts, schools, restaurants, shopping centers and easy access to I5 and most of all a motivated seller.”

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You have to admit, this is an impressive rollback. The asking price is a full 20% under the purchase price, and this property was purchased before the 2006 peak. If the seller manages to get their full asking price, they still stand to lose $211,094.

Realistically, this one is headed to foreclosure. This was another 100% financing deal, so the seller is motivated to walk. The bank will foreclose before they take a hit on their first mortgage, so any loss in excess of $173,800 will not get approved. The second mortgage holder… well, that is probably going to be a total loss. These are big numbers. How many of these can the banks absorb?

BTW, all the “moderates” who think we are only due for a 10% to 15% correction should be rejoicing. This must mean we are at the bottom.

You know, it doesn’t look or feel like the bottom to me…

The Abandonment of Hope

Through me the way to the city of woe,

Through me the way to everlasting pain,

Through me the way among the lost.

Justice moved my maker on high.

Divine power made me,

Wisdom supreme, and primal love.

Before me nothing was but things eternal,

And eternal i endure.

Abandon all hope, you who enter here.

Dante Alighieri — Divine Comedy

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Housing market bulls must abandon all hope. We are witnessing a collapse of house prices not seen since the Great Depression. There are no signs of bottoming or even a slowing of the decline at this point in time. The secondary mortgage market is in shambles; despite the best efforts of the Federal Reserve, mortgage interest rates are rising; credit is tightening; sales volumes are anemic; if it were not for the persistent talk of government bailouts, there would be no hope at all.

We need hope. Hope is as essential as food or water. Presidential candidate, Barack Obama wrote about “Hope in the face of difficulty. Hope in the face of uncertainty. The audacity of hope!” We all want a bright and hopeful future, and for people renting and saving their money, the collapse of house prices is reason to hope; however, for those who speculated on real estate; for those who are overextended on their mortgage obligations needing to refinance; for those who are depending on their home equity for a comfortable retirement; for those people, the market reality is pretty bleak, and denial and hope is all they have left.

Devil

During the Great Depression, the last time the nation witnessed house price declines on the scale we are seeing now, America turned to a new president for hope. Franklin Roosevelt gave radio addresses known as “fireside chats.” He used these chats to outline his policy programs (many of which made the depression worse,) but the primary service President Roosevelt provided the nation was the dispensing of hope. There was not much the President or anyone else could do about the problems of the Great Depression, just as there is not much anyone can do about the Great Housing Bubble. Franklin Roosevelt’s chats during the Great Depression and Ronald Reagan’s speeches during the worst of the recession of the early 1980s gave Americans comfort and hope. If we are in a deep recession at election time (which seems likely,) our next President will be called on to do the same. The election will become less about issues and intellectual competence and more about inspiration and emotional comfort. People vote for emotional reasons; people want to believe in their leaders and be inspired by them. When Barack Obama wrote “The Audacity of Hope,” he hoped to inspire a generation with his words. Given the sorry state of our national economy, Americans may turn to this man, not because he is the best qualified to be President, but because is the best at dispensing hope.

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1608 Terra Bella

Asking Price: $399,900IrvineRenter

Income Requirement: $99,975

Downpayment Needed: $79,980

Monthly Equity Burn: $3,332

Purchase Price: $470,000

Purchase Date: 9/8/2004

Address: 1608 Terra Bella, Irvine, CA 92602

Rollback

Beds: 2
Baths: 3
Sq. Ft.: 1,146
$/Sq. Ft.: $349
Lot Size:
Type: Condominium
Style: Mediterranean
Year Built: 2000
Stories: Two Levels
Area: Northpark
County: Orange
MLS#: S516093
Status: Active
On Redfin: 86 days

REO

Great corner unit with private balcony above garage. Spacious and large living room. Custom paint, Berber carpet, & paneled flooring. No one above or below with only one shared wall. Parks and all recreation just steps away. 2-car tandem garage with lots of storage.

Love those tandem garages…not!

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Look at this rollback — 15% off a 2004 price. If this isn’t hell for homeowners, I don’t know what is. Price declines of this magnitude certainly cannot be inspiring much hope.

This unit was purchased in September of 2004 by a flipper using 100% financing through Accredited Home Lenders. The loan was sold off to a CDO managed by the Bank of New York Trust Company. Our flipper walked away, and the property went into foreclosure on July 12, 2007. The trustees paid $457,854, and they have been trying to sell it ever since. Apparently the trustees are not skilled at disposing real estate because we are 8 months later and this property has seen two listings and six price reductions.

WTF Market ChaserDate Price

Original List $535,000

Jul 03, 2007 $519,000

Sep 27, 2007 $499,000

Sep 28, 2007 $495,000

New Listing

Dec 25, 2007 $469,900

Jan 23, 2008 $460,500

Feb 15, 2008 $439,900

Mar 20, 2008 $399,900

It is difficult to say exactly how much the CDO will lose on the deal. The trustees managing the CDO have likely been accumulating unpaid interest and fees associated with this property and added this to their basis. In other words, they probably have upwards of $550,000 tied up in the property that collateralized the original $470,000 loan. Let’s assume they have a $535,000 basis based on their original asking price back in July of 2007, although it is likely much higher. If the trustees gets their asking price the total loss to the CDO bond holders will be $159,094 after a 6% commission.

Remember, this is on a 2004 purchase. When the lenders start losing this kind of money on loans they made in 2004, imagine the losses they will take on loans made later at higher prices. What is going to happen when all the 2004, 2005, 2006 and 2007 buyers — who are currently underwater — start walking away from their properties? This is what the people who manage our economy fear most, and it is probably what is going to happen. The losses to the lenders and to those holding their toxic waste are going to be staggering.

Prepare yourself for financial Armageddon.

Armageddon

That concludes another week at the Irvine Housing Blog. Come back next week as we continue chronicling ‘the seventh circle of real estate hell.’

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SlayerRazors edge

Outlines the dead

Incisions in my head

Anticipation the stimulation

To kill the exhilaration

Close your eyes

Look deep in your soul

Step outside yourself

And let your mind go

Frozen eyes stare deep in your mind as you die

Close your eyes

And forget your nameHell

Step outside yourself

And let your thoughts drain

As you go insane… [go] insane

Inert flesh

A bloody tomb

A decorated splatter brightens the room

An execution a sadist ritual

Mad intervals of mind residuals

Close your eyes

Look deep in your soul

Step outside yourself

And let your mind go

Frozen eyes stare deep in your mind as you die

Seasons In The Abyss — Slayer

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