The Moral Hazard of Market Supports and HELOC Abuse

What will be the enduring legacy of market price supports and HELOC abuse? Will there be valuable lessons learned, or have we tainted the next generation by policies loaded with moral hazard?

Today’s featured property is yet another HELOC abuse case where they more than doubled their mortgage, and now they are walking away.

91 Legacy Way Kitchen

Asking Price: $499,000

Address: 91 Legacy Way, Irvine, CA 92602

The Legacy — Iron Maiden

But do you think that they care
They benefit from death and pain and despair

Have you ever stopped to ponder the issue of moral hazard? At its most basic, moral hazard is any change in behavior that comes about when people believe their actions have no consequences.

The housing bubble was built on moral hazard. None of the parties to the real estate transaction believed they had any risk. Borrowers and lenders both believed real estate always goes up, so there was no market risk. Some savvy borrowers realized that 100% financing was transferring all the risk to the lender, so they risked nothing other than their credit score. Most lenders believed they were transferring the risk either to investors or counterparties to their credit default swaps. The people assuming these risks ran their fancy actuarial analyses and determined the risk to be minimal. Nobody grasped the systemic risk that took down the entire house of cards.

The moral hazard of investing in California real estate has gotten worse with each subsequent real estate bubble. Prior to our first bubble in the 1970s, real estate prices were around three-times income just like the rest of the country (that would be like a $275,000 median in Irvine today). The fallout from this first bubble ruined the fortunes of many, but it did not wipe out everyone. The people who profited from this bubble spread the word of riches in California real estate — if you know how to play the game.

Prices never did fall back down to pre-bubble fundamentals. At three-times income, there is a premium for rental (as there should be). Once people equated ownership with investment, people concocted an ownership premium, and a new era dawned.

The bottom of that first bubble saw price levels reach four-times income. This is the approximate level of rental parity in the market. As prices found support here in the mid 80s, it was only a matter of time before the toxic beliefs spawned by the moral hazard of the first bubble inflated the next one.

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The bubble of the late 80s pushed prices up even higher, and when it collapsed, it resulted in widespread economic malaise, across-the-board declines in home prices, and more survivors who profited from the bubble. As interest rates declined during the 90s, prices became artificially supported at higher levels, and the decline was blunted. If interest rates had not declined 30% from 1990-1997, the overall market declines almost certainly would have been greater.

The bottom of that second bubble also saw price levels reach four-times income. With the lower interest rates, this was likely an improvement over rental parity in most markets. There was an overshoot of fundamentals caused by adverse market psychology. Everyone sobered up from kool aid intoxication.

I do not believe market bubbles are inevitable, but since California has a history of this behavior, it is prone to fall victim to its Siren’s Song. The State is a bit like an alcoholic: one drink of kool aid and California goes on a bender. In the late 90s, the markets witnessed several years of sustained appreciation. Many were still skeptical, and in 2000, there were open grumblings about prices being too high. They were. When they kept going up from here, we saw all the pent-up beliefs of kool aid intoxication get released on the populace. The Great Housing Bubble began to inflate.

The moral hazards of this latest housing bubble abound. People who bought between 2001-2003 paid too much. Right now, these people believe they are financial geniuses. If the market is not allowed to take its natural course down to 2001 price levels, people who overpaid at the beginning of the bubble will be imbued with moral hazard. They will not be punished for their mistake. We will create a new generation of people who believe in the myths of California real estate, and we will inflate another housing bubble — assuming of course that the lenders enable it.

In my opinion, all of the policies coming out of Washington that seek to prop up a flagging market only serve to create moral hazard. Another generation will have to endure a housing bubble complete with its commensurate fallout recession. If prices do not crash, if everyone who participated is not punished for their foolishness, we will almost certainly do this again. Perhaps Washington will put regulatory controls in place that prevent lenders from enabling this behavior, perhaps these regulations will be effective, and perhaps they will not be repealed before kool aid intoxication is purged from our collective memories. Perhaps not. I don’t have much faith in Washington getting it right.

We seem destined to live in fear
And some that would say Armageddon is near
But where there’s a life while there’s hope
That man won’t self destruct

91 Legacy Way Kitchen

Asking Price: $499,000

IrvineRenter

Income Requirement: $124,750

Downpayment Needed: $99,800

Monthly Equity Burn: $4,158

Purchase Price: $299,000

Purchase Date: 7/27/1999

Address: 91 Legacy Way, Irvine, CA 92602

Beds: 3
Baths: 3
Sq. Ft.: 1,500
$/Sq. Ft.: $333
Lot Size: 3,211

Sq. Ft.

Property Type: Single Family Residence
Style: Other
Year Built: 1997
Stories: 2
Area: West Irvine
County: Orange
MLS#: P674420
Source: SoCalMLS
Status: Active
On Redfin: 3 days

Spacious three bedroom/2.5bath in a desired neighbourhood. Windows in
each room, bathrooms, and even in the walk-in-closet. Very bright and
cozy. Close to 261, Jamboree and walking distance to the elementary
school. Attached two car garage has storage unit; Kitchen has pantry;
Inside laundry located upstairs; Master bedroom has a huge walk in
closet and roman bathtub; Build-in speakers in each bedroom and living
room; Lighting fixtures at the ceiling in bedrooms; Build-in propane
BBQ in a back yard; The toilet cover (washlet; wash-toilet)in a
downstair bathroom stays. No association dues, Low Mello Roos.

neighbourhood?

washlet; wash-toilet. You have to check out this website. It is hilarious. I had no idea what a washlet was…

Today’s featured property is a profile in HELOC abuse. Look at what these people did:

  • This property was purchased on 2/27/1998 for $299,000. The owner used a $239,200 first mortgage and a $59,800 downpayment.
  • On 12/12/2002 the owner opened a HELOC for $30,000.
  • On 6/3/2004 he refinanced with a $472,500 first mortgage.
  • On 3/15/2006 he refinanced with a $576,000 Option ARM first mortgage.
  • Total property debt is $576,000 plus negative amortization.
  • Total mortgage equity withdrawal is $336,800 including his downpayment.

If this property sells for its asking price, and if a 6% commission is paid, the total gain on the property will be $170,060. The total loss to the lender will be $106,940 plus negative amortization. Lenders are stupid.

How are these people being punished? Is the lack of consequences for their behavior also creating moral hazard? Yes, it is.

I argue that the greatest moral hazard to come from the Great Housing Bubble is the enabling of HELOC abuse. Think about how desirable HELOC abuse makes California real estate. If you buy property in a state with price volatility as extreme as ours, you have the opportunity to convert this equity appreciation to cash and spend it with little or no repercussion for your activity. The greater the amount of volatility, the more money you can extract from your lender and spend. Why would anyone own in Kansas where prices are stable when they could own in California where they can live the good life off their houses?

The kool aid intoxication from appreciation created by the previous bubble helped inflate this last bubble. Add to that the ability to convert this appreciation to cash, and you have a recipe for major kool aid addiction. If previous bubbles brought us kool aid that is as addictive as cocaine, this last bubble with its refined ability to access the appreciation through HELOCS is as addictive as freebasing crack.

So what is the natural result of all the moral hazard we have created? We now have a population of kool aid intoxicated fools
waiting for the next credit cycle to enable them to bid up house
prices, create false equity, and convert that equity to cash so they
can spend it like the entitled, Nouveau riche they have become…

Just let me buy my house first.

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We seem destined to live in fear
And some that would say Armageddon is near
But where there’s a life while there’s hope
That man won’t self destruct

Iron Maiden - A Matter Of Life And DeathWhy can’t we treat our fellow men
With more respect and a shake of their hands
But anger and loathing is rife
The death on all sides is
becoming a way of life

We live in an uncertain world
Fear understanding and ignorance
is leading to death
Only the corpses are left
For vultures that prey on their bones

But some are just not wanting peace
Their whole life is death and misery
The only thing that they know
Fight fire with fire life is cheap

But if they do stop to think
That man is teetering right on the brink
But do you think that they care
They benefit from death and pain and despair

The Legacy — Iron Maiden

Open Thread 2-7-2009

This weekend in our open thread, I am going to introduce a new blog we have added to our blogroll:

The Housing Chronicles Blog.

MetroIntelligence Real Estate Advisors

‘Developments’ blog of the Wall Street Journal

I met Patrick Duffy, the writer for The Housing Chronicles Blog at a BIA function a couple of weeks ago. We exchanged cards and spoke about our blogs. After reading his blog, I wanted to include it in our blogroll to provide a different perspective.

Most of our blogroll is bubble blogs because these are the people who have been telling the truth. However, there are other bloggers that focus on housing that also see conditions for what they are that are not totally focused on the bearish side of the equation. I guess you could characterize including this blog as an attempt to be “fair and balanced,” but his writing isn’t the opposite of a bubble blog as much as it is from a slightly different perspective. It is possible to see the world from the eyes of those in the real estate profession without all the BS about “now is a great time to buy”.

Patrick and I come from the same world. I may not share all his views on public policy, but we both share the belief that the housing industry is important to our economy (just not as important as it became during the bubble). For those of you who want to see from the perspective of an industry insider without reading through the BS, I suggest you try out his blog.

With that introduction, I give you a few words from Patrick Duffy:

I
started The Housing Chronicles Blog in late 2007 because I noticed that
most of the ‘housing bubble’ blogs out there tended to only focus on
the bad news, thereby almost making a bubble a self-fulfilling
prophecy. Consequently, I saw the need for a more objective housing
blog that would harness my 20 years as an economics and development
consultant to the building industry. What I try to do is cite online
stories that I think would be interesting to anyone working in real
estate development, as well as provide occasional original articles on
everything from marketing online to builders taking on remodeling work
to stay afloat.

Although I originally intended the blog as a
regional voice, over time it’s expanded to include posts on the
national and international economic and political trends impacting all
types of real estate, and been regularly syndicated to Web sites run by
Reuters, The Wall Street Journal, CNN, USA Today, Builder magazine, Fox
News and Forbes. Besides the blog, I’ve also written on housing issues
for the Los Angeles Times, Builder & Developer magazine, Inman News and, most recently the “Developments” blog of the Wall Street Journal.

My
company, MetroIntelligence Real Estate Advisors, consults with home
builders, land developers, investors, lenders and municipalities on
real estate markets, opportunity analyses for existing land holdings,
and feasibility studies for specific projects. Prior to founding
MetroIntelligence, I was a Managing Director with Hanley Wood Market
Intelligence, which provides data on new home projects in multiple
markets throughout the U.S. I’ve also worked with a public home
builder managing their internal research activities, and first started
in the building industry as an intern with a land developer while
completing my degree in Economics from UC San Diego. In late 2008,
MetroIntelligence joined forces with Beacon Economics in order to leverage that firm’s team of PhD economists and accurate
track record of offering economic forecasts and also to reach out to
their client base including cities and counties, trade associations and
Wall Street institutions.

The Housing Chronicles Blog

MetroIntelligence Real Estate Advisors

‘Developments’ blog of the Wall Street Journal

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I guess since I printed the press release last week, people are sending me more of them. I found this one interesting because it is a sign of our times:

EQUITYLOCK FINANCIAL OFFERS HOMEOWNERS NATIONWIDE FIRST PRICE PROTECTION AGAINST MARKET DECLINES

Home Price Protection™ plans protect equity by reimbursing sellers in proportion to decline in their market’s home price index

AUSTIN, TX – Add “marketproofing” to weatherproofing, childproofing and other common sense protective measures homeowners should take. It’s the kind of peace of mind EquityLock Financial’s new Home Price Protection™ provides, in helping preserve home equity in the event of a sale in a down market.

EquityLock’s contracts, recently made available nationwide, pay homeowners when they sell a home in a market in which average home prices have dropped since their purchase, in direct proportion to the size of their market’s decline, as calculated by the OFHEO’s bellwether local real estate value index. It’s a concept that may help restore a critical sense of confidence to tentative buyers and skittish markets.

It works simply. Mr. Jones buys a home in Orlando for $300,000, and 10 years later, sells it for $290,000. Over that period, Orlando’s home price index falls 10 percent. Upon closing, EquityLock pays Mr. Jones $30,000: his original purchase price of $300,000 times 10 percent. (Assuming the same market decline, that same contract would have paid Mr. Jones $30,000 even if he sold at a profit.)

“It’s a basic fact, which recent events have indelibly underscored, that our most important investment is subject to forces greater than the skills of even the savviest individuals,” said David Camp, EquityLock’s Executive Vice President. “We started working on the concept that would become Home Price Protection while markets were booming, as an innovative form of personal financial management. Recent events have made the need for it all the more apparent.”

While in the marketplace since only late 2008, EquityLock’s product has drawn strong interest from builders, developers and brokers, a number of whom are already offering Home Price Protection to incentivize sales of new construction. That’s in contrast to sweeteners like free granite counters, hot tubs and commercial-grade appliances – nice to have, but with no power to restore confidence to understandably shaky buyers. According to the National Association of Realtors, 75 percent of the nation’s builders and developers are currently offering some form of sales incentive.

While only recently commercially available, equity protection is a concept rooted in two decades of of academic study and a pilot program in Syracuse, New York. Leading, longtime academic advocates of the idea include Yale’s Robert Schiller and other housing economists. Fed Chairman Bernanke recently cited equity protection as a way to help restore confidence to real estate markets.

The product is also available directly to individual buyers of either new or resold homes, in addition to builders, brokers and other institutional customers. Typical premiums for a contract running from 10-15 years currently average 1.5 percent of home closing prices; terms vary by market-based factors. Full information and online applications are available at www.equitylockfinancial.com.

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Loan Modification Program: How to Get a Bank Loan Workout and Modify Loan Terms

We've been asked to review a product on Loan Modifications for which we are an affiliate. As stated in the Liar's Poker post, lenders do discriminate in regards to who they give loan mods to. Since my background is in land planning and not lending, I thought it would be best to get someone from that industry to do the review. Morgan, our blogging buddy from Blown Mortgage, has written a guest post for us regarding this program. Thank you Morgan!

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Hi Irvine Housing Blog Readers,

My name is Morgan and I manage and own the blog BlownMortgage.com. BlownMortgage.com, like the Irvine Housing Blog, has been about telling the truth during this housing mess. From the moment I started it in February of 2007 it received a lot of attention as the only honest mortgage blog on the Web. It's regularly linked to by the Mortgage Lender Implode-O-Meter, and we've been fortunate enough to be published in the most prestigious publications in the country including many of the leading newspapers in the nation. Our one motto at Blown Mortgage has been to tell the truth and I believe that is what has made us successful. I also believe that is why the Irvine Housing Blog has been such a success.

I'm a huge fan and regular reader of the Irvine Housing Blog. I have a ton of respect for the work that Irvine Renter and the rest of the team do on the site. Because of that I'm very grateful that they've asked me to write a review for a new product that they offering to their readers. As a former owner of a mortgage bank (yes, we closed our doors in the contraction) and now owner of the blog I've seen a lot of pitches about loan modification products and services. Some of them mediocre, some of them outright scams, most of them not worth the time it took to look them over. But I found one product and service (and more importantly individual) who I think gets it in terms of helping people get loan modfications themselves. Continued after the jump

The product is called Loan Mod Secrets and it is a do-it-yourself guide to doing loan modifications. Richard Geller owns the company and also provides other products like Short Sale Secrets and other courses.

His do it yourself loan modification ebook and seminars on loan modifications and short sales have been some of the best material I've found on the internet to-date regarding the subject. After reviewing the material upfront I was confident in recommending the product to my readers. Hundreds of books have been sold to date and I've had exactly one email from an unsatisfied customer. I rested easy knowing that Richard offers a full, 365-day money-back guarantee on his products and that this person would get their investment back. PLEASE NOTE: I AM AN AFFILIATE FOR LOAN MOD SECRETS AND MAKE A COMMISSION FOR EACH BOOK THAT SELLS. But I have literally reviewed dozens of these courses, ebooks and programs and found this one to be the best.

What do I like about Loan Mod Secrets?

  • It's inexpensive compared to other loan modification programs. Do-it-yourself means no retainers, no lawyers and no four-or-five figure fees.
  • It's ethical. They renounce trying to cheat the process by providing fraudulent information to secure a loan modification.
  • It's practical. There's not a lot of magic here, just straight commonsense and how-to information to help you get the loan modification you need.
  • It's complete. Richard goes through all aspects of the loan modification process and gives you a system and tips to manage all of the moving parts of the loan modification process.
  • It's got some great, unknown information. Do you know how you can get a market price and short sell your house in 9-days? Neither did I until I read his book. I thought it was brilliant. The other nuggets of advice are worth the price of the ebook as well.
  • It's risk-free. You can try the program risk-free for 365 days without it costing you a penny. That's a pretty good trial period.
  • It's above board. I've never had any complaints from customers who felt jerked around or cheated with this ebook. After hundreds of sales I consider that significant.

So if you're looking for a solution to getting a loan modification on your home mortgage without having to pay an attorney thousands of dollars in retainers I recommend this Loan Mod Secrets ebook and/or course. And if you're in the business and want to help people with loan modifications there's a course on that as well. The information in the ebook will help you help others. And trust me, there is a real need for more qualified, honest people to help with this crushing problem. In addition to the books I've sold I get over 100 inquiries a month from people looking for help with their loan modification (they don't want to do it themselves, they just don't have the time and need help).

Try Loan Mod Secrets. The Irvine Housing Blog will make a commission on the product, but you're helping yourself with a product I believe can help you and you're supporting a great resource that has helped shine the bright light of truth and honesty on this housing crisis. Thanks for your time.

Morgan

blownmortgage.com

Hire a loan modification attorney that can help you reduce your mortgage payments if there are grounds to do so.

We Will Never Have Paris

Most buyers during the later stages of The Great Housing Bubble were buying the fantasy of ever-increasing home prices and unlimited wealth. Fancy cars, prestige, social status, and trips abroad were all part of the dream. It is not going to happen.

As a side rant, today’s post looks at the silliness of real estate pricing.

Today’s featured property is a Quail Hill short sale. Nothing special really. Just a typical example of grossly overpriced real estate that is still going to cause bank losses. Wait until prices really drop and see how much the banks are going to lose.

66 Duet ktichen

Asking Price: $465,425

Address: 66 Duet, Irvine, CA 92603

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Paris — Friendly Fire

One day we’re gonna live in Paris
I promise
I’m on it
When I’m bringing in the money

Oops! That isn’t going to happen, at least not through flipping real estate. We’ll always have Paris, right? Will the dreams survive? Should they? Many of those with kool-aid intoxicated fantasies of the riches they
were going to obtain from their houses are waking up to the sober
reality of the market.

When you see pictures of people in the Great Depression, you don’t see many happy faces. Perhaps some of this is selection bias of the authors and journalists of the time, but part of it is the underlying truth that depressions are depressing. The Great Depression was so difficult because it lasted so long. As one survivor put it, “The Depression wore you down. It aged you.”

“A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.” John Barrymore

Reality must be very unpleasant for your typical specuvestor. I am sure more prefer the comforting denial of beliefs such as: “prices will rebound when the economy picks up” or “this correction is only temporary” or “Irvine real estate has proven to be a good investment in the long term” or “we are closer to the bottom than to the top.” All of these false beliefs cause people to hold on to real estate that is draining all their cash each month and giving them nothing in return.

“I had a dream my life would be different from this hell I am living,
so different from what it seemed. Now life has killed the dream I
dreamed.” Victor Hugo

So how will we know when the housing bubble is behind us?

“An era can be said to end when its basic illusions are exhausted.” Arthur Miller

The dreams of the Great Housing Bubble will be summarily crushed when the market fully capitulates. The low end and fringe markets are capitulating now. Prices in many markets are down 50% or more. Owners there have abandoned all hope–and many have abandoned their properties. It is the high end areas where denial still abounds. It is there where the illusions are not yet exhausted.

Today’s featured property is a Quail Hill short sale. The lender is fishing for bids to get an idea what they will get for it after the foreclosure auction.

66 Duet ktichen

Asking Price: $465,425IrvineRenter

Income Requirement: $116,356

Downpayment Needed: $93,085

Monthly Equity Burn: $3,878

Purchase Price: $421,000

Purchase Date: 4/30/2004

Address: 66 Duet, Irvine, CA 92603

Beds: 2
Baths: 3
Sq. Ft.: 1,030
$/Sq. Ft.: $452
Lot Size:
Property Type: Condominium
Style: Spanish
Year Built: 2004
Stories: 2
Floor: 1
Area: Quail Hill
County: Orange
MLS#: P674408
Source: SoCalMLS
Status: Active
On Redfin: 1 day

New Listing (24 hours)

I can’t fault them for the brevity of their description…

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  • The owners of this property paid $421,000 on 4/30/2004. They used a $399,600 first mortgage, and a $21,400 downpayment.
  • On 9/21/2004, they refinanced with a $415,000 first mortgage and got most of their downpayment back.
  • On 8/28/2006 they obtained a HELOC for $150,000. They must have taken out this money, or the property would not be a short sale.
  • Total property debt is $565,000.
  • Total mortgage equity withdrawal is $165,400 including their downpayment.

If this property sells for its asking price, and if a 6% commission is paid, the lender stands to lose $127,500. Given that most properties like this one are selling below their 2004 purchase prices, it seems very unlikely that this property will sell for anything close to this asking price. Even in today’s market, they would be lucky to get $380,000 to $400,000.

Before I close today and for the week, I want to rant about asking prices. Not about how high they are, we already know that, but I want to rant about the specific values to which they are set.

In my study of sales and pricing (something I researched when I became a self-publisher), I found that most authors and experienced marketers believe there is a strong psychological impact on potential buyers from lowering leading digits. For example, pricing something at $9.99 will sell better than if you priced it at $10.00. There is no significant financial difference between the two, but there is a significant psychological one.

All one has to do is look at gas station pricing to see this effect in action. Gas prices are very elastic: in other words, people will seek out even a penny’s difference in price. Since gas is a low-priced commodity to begin with, gas stations have used the 9/10 of a cent pricing model to gain this psychological advantage without giving up significant revenue.

In the book pricing world, almost all books are priced with $0.95 at the end. Since a book costs a bit more than a gallon of gas, there is no need to try to get that last nickel. A five-cent discount on a $20 book is only 0.25% of the final sales price. It has psychological impact without having financial impact. However, since it is still a relatively inexpensive item, pricing it a $0.45 or some other amount below a dollar does not increase the psychological impact, but it does hurt the revenue from the sale. It is also very rare to see books priced at $0.99 at the end because people recognize that the discount is so small, that they round it up in their head. This reduces the psychological impact you are trying to achieve by pricing it below a dollar.

With that background, take a look at the ending digits of real estate prices. The best way to price real estate is to round to the nearest $1,000 (at least for prices at or above $200,000). A $1,000 discount on a $400,000 property is also 0.25% of the asking price. Plus, real estate is a negotiated item, not a fixed-price tagged item like you would find in a grocery store or on Amazon.com. To discount the price more than $1,000 from a $10,000 price break is to leave money on the table. To discount less than $1,000 is to reduce the psychological impact of the price reduction.

Also, in my opinion, to discount less than $1,000 on a piece of real estate signals to potential buyers that you are a greedy seller who is not likely to negotiate or make reasonable concessions to close the deal. I doubt I would bid on a property priced with $999 at the end like yesterday’s Love Shacks.

So where does that leave properties like today’s that have a number like $425 at the end? I haven’t a clue. This asking price looks like it came out of some guy’s calculator. It might be 85% of the outstanding loan balance or something like that. I would price this at $469,000 or $464,000, but not the bizarre number they have selected.

Another ridiculous practice is value range pricing. Chuck Ponzi over at Southern California Real Estate Bubble Crash wrote a post on this in early 2007. His rant on the subject is excellent, and I will not regurgitate it here. The one thing I would add is the arrogance a range pricing conveys to potential buyers. The whole idea that sellers will “entertain offers” between such-and-such price is borderline infuriating. As I buyer, I will tell you what you will “entertain.” You will entertain a price between your lowest offer and my highest bid. If you don’t find that “entertaining”, you can go pound sand. If you find my offer insulting, then I suggest you go pound sand even harder (It may help you release your frustrations). I can assure you, I do not give a sand if you are insulted. In fact, I will find it “entertaining”. Idiots.

I hope you have enjoyed this week at the Irvine Housing Blog. Come back next week as we
continue chronicling ‘the seventh circle of real estate hell.’ Have a great weekend.

🙂

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One day we’re gonna live in Paris
I promise
I’m on it
When I’m bringing in the money
I promise
I’m on it
I’m gonna take you out to club showcase
We’re gonna live it up
I promise
Just hold on a little more

And every night we’ll watch the stars
They’ll be out for us
They’ll be out for us
And every night, the city lights
They’ll be out for us
They’ll be out for us

One day we’re gonna live in Paris
I promise
I’m on it
I’ll find you that French boy,
You’ll find me that French girl
I promise
I’m on it

So go and pack your bags
For the long haul
We’re gonna lose ourselves
I promise
This time it’s you and me for evermore

Paris — Friendly Fire

Love Shacks

During the bubble rally, it was common for people to buy multiple properties. When these people’s financial empires crumble, a number of properties can be dumped on the market at the same time. Today’s profile is about one such failed enterprise.

There are multiple properties today. This owner has 3 in Irvine and 1 in Mission Viejo that I found. All three Irvine properties were put on the MLS yesterday and some are listed as short sales.

12 Gold Bluff Kitchen

Asking Price: $699,999

Address: 12 Gold Bluff, Irvine, CA 92604

Love Shack — B-52s

How do you build a real estate empire? There are plenty of hucksters who will sell you their books, tapes and seminars to tell you. Of course, they make money on the products rather than on investing in real estate. If there was a secret to making huge wealth in anything, you can be sure it will remain a secret because the moment everyone starts doing it, the profits disappear. Ask a successful quant trader to share their algorithms and see how far that gets you.

The “secret” to building a real estate empire is simple. Buy properties with 20% down that have a positive cashflow yielding a cash-on-cash return of at least 10%. When you have saved enough or built enough equity in a property, you buy another one, as long as you maintain 20% equity in the first. You keep pyramiding up your gains until you have a number of properties each producing positive cashflow providing you a steady cash return on your investment. Appreciation is a pleasant bonus if and when you decide to sell (you never need to sell because it has positive cashflow). This “secret” has been known for decades among professional real estate investors.

The problem with the traditional method of making money in real estate is that it is slow. It takes time to save money, and it requires sacrifice. There is no instant gratification. You can’t buy a property and start spending $100,000 a year from it. You may only acquire 1 property every 5 years. It takes decades to create an empire that way. Who has time for that?

Then there is the way to build a house of cards. Buy properties with no money down that have negative cashflow. Rely on loose financing to obtain as many properties as you can as quickly as you can. Pray that some greater fool comes along to allow you to capture some appreciation before the negative cashflow eats you alive. This is the amateur method of building a real estate empire. It is only a matter of time before this method blows up. The people giving seminars make good money though.

The Love Shack is a little old place
where we can get together

Today’s profile is a crumbling financial empire. The owner is a woman who bought 4 properties in 2004 through 2006 (at least in Orange County). In 2006, she had the bright idea to quit claim all of her properties to an LLC. In 2007, she had the LLC deed the properties over to a corporation. I won’t give the full name, but the title is ?????????? Love, Inc. Who puts “Love, Inc.” in their corporate name? When I first saw this, I was wondering if some porn company from San Bernardino bought some Irvine houses to film on location. Crazy.

For this post, lets call the owner Love Shacks, Inc. I am not sure what she was hoping to accomplish by all these transfers. The purchase money mortgages were non-recourse by law, so she had no liability beyond the loan amount. It is possible she wanted to refinance and maintain the non-recourse status by obtaining the financing through a corporate entity. However, it doesn’t seem likely that a lender would loan this much money to an upstart corporate entity without having the owner personally guarantee the loan. There is no tax advantage to doing this that I can see. Perhaps she just liked the idea of incorporating Love Shacks Inc. because it sounded cool.

No matter her reasons, this owner went out an built her financial empire. Unfortunately, the property records do not show any of the loans she acquired through the corporation. I don’t know why, but none of the properties have this data (perhaps that is why she did it). Some of these are listed as short sales on Redfin, so we will have to take their word for it.

12 Gold Bluff Kitchen

Asking Price: $699,999IrvineRenter

Income Requirement: $175,000

Downpayment Needed: $140,000

Monthly Equity Burn: $5,833

Purchase Price: $675,000

Purchase Date: 4/26/2005

Address: 12 Gold Bluff, Irvine, CA 92604

Beds: 3
Baths: 2
Sq. Ft.: 1,686
$/Sq. Ft.: $415
Lot Size: 4,385

Sq. Ft.

Property Type: Single Family Residence
Style: Other
Year Built: 1975
Stories: 1
Area: El Camino Real
County: Orange
MLS#: S562179
Source: SoCalMLS
Status: Active
On Redfin: 2 days

Beautiful and conveniently located cul de sac home in the heart of OC.
Highly upgraded with hardwood floors and remodeled kitchenn that
features stainless steel sinl and stone countertops. It is walking
distance to to the award winning Irvine Unified School District
Schools. NO Mello Roos Tax and very low association dues. Newer roof,
large backyard, seperate atrium area and two car roll up garage.

She forgot the $0.99 and 9/10 on the asking price.

sinl? kitchenn? seperate? to to?

The original loan on this property was an Option ARM with a 1% teaser rate for $540,000. There was also a second for $72,101. If there were no refinances granted through the corporation, the total property debt would only be $612,101 plus accumulated negative amortization. This would not be a short sale if that is accurate.

3 MONTE CARLO front 3 MONTE CARLO kitchen

Asking Price: $729,999IrvineRenter

Income Requirement: $182,500

Downpayment Needed: $146,000

Monthly Equity Burn: $6,083

Purchase Price: $700,000

Purchase Date: 8/30/2006

Address: 3 Monte Carlo, Irvine, CA 92614

Beds: 3
Baths: 3
Sq. Ft.: 1,600
$/Sq. Ft.: $456
Lot Size: 3,874

Sq. Ft.

Property Type: Single Family Residence
Style: Spanish
Year Built: 1988
Stories: 2
Area: Westpark
County: Orange
MLS#: S562186
Source: SoCalMLS
Status: Active
On Redfin: 2 days

PRESTIGIOUS WESTPARK DETACHED SFR. CLEAN, LIGHT, AND BRIGHT. LARGE
BACKYARD WITH UNOBSTRUCTED VIEW. CLOSE TO POOLS, TENNIS COURTS, PARKS,
AND SHOPPING. FORMAL LIVING ROOM WITH VAULTED CEILINGS, PLUS DINING
ROOM. 2 CAR ATTACHED GARAGE WITH FULL SIZE DRIVEWAY. BUILT IN CABINETS
IN THE GARAGE. LOW HOA DUES WTF

She forgot the $0.99 and 9/10 on the asking price, again…

ALL CAPS.

{book3}

This property shows a $560,000 first mortgage, and a $140,000 downpayment. It isn’t listed as a short sale, but it certainly has a WTF asking price. She bought this property right at the peak in the summer of 2006, and she is asking more than she paid for it. Good luck with that. My guess is that she thinks she can short sale the other properties and keep the profits from this one. Keep dreaming.

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Asking Price: $729,999IrvineRenter

Income Requirement: $182,500

Downpayment Needed: $146,000

Monthly Equity Burn: $6,083

Purchase Price: $685,000

Purchase Date: 4/29/2005

Address: 17 Monte Carlo, Irvine, CA 92614

Beds: 3
Baths: 3
Sq. Ft.: 1,560
$/Sq. Ft.: $468
Lot Size: 3,800

Sq. Ft.

Property Type: Single Family Residence
Style: Spanish
Year Built: 1988
Stories: 2
Area: Westpark
County: Orange
MLS#: S562191
Source: SoCalMLS
Status: Active
On Redfin: 2 days

DESIRABLE PRIVATE LOCATION. CATHEDRAL CEILINGS IN LIVING AND DINING
ROOM AREAS. FIREPLACE IN THE DINING ROOM. LIGHT AND BRIGHT WITH LOTS OF
WINDOWS. DOUBLE DOOR ENTRY FEATURED ON HOME. HAS A LARGE PRIVATE YARD.
GREAT IRVINE SCHOOL DISTRICT. GREAT NEIGHBORHOOD. WTF

Does this look like a copy of the last property? They are both in Westpark which is noted for its all-too-similar architecture and the prices are identical. It is also a WTF fantasy asking price.

Plus, the realtor kept the ALL CAPS and the extra 9s in the asking price.

If you want to check out her other property, it is listed too: 19 Brindisi Mission Viejo,
CA 92692

This is how a financial empire built on a dumb business plan and loose financing crumbles. If there were no additional refinances, this woman stands to lose a lot of her own money. Each of these properties had significant downpayments. You can see the denial in her asking prices. The only property near today’s pricing is the one in Mission Viejo. The Irvine properties have little or no chance for selling anywhere near these asking prices. After a couple of months on the market, the reality will start to settle in that she has lost every penny of her downpayment money, and if she is lucky, she can still sell in time for all 4 of these not to be short sales. In all likelihood, each of these properties will end up in foreclosure.

One owner, four properties: how many implosions like this one will we see?

{book7}

If you see a faded sign by the side of the road that says
15 miles to the… Love Shack! Love Shack yeah
I’m headin’ down the Atlanta highway,
lookin’ for the love getaway
Heading for the love getaway, love getaway,
I got me a car, it’s as big as a whale
and we’re headin’ on down
To the Love Shack

I got me a Chrysler, it seats about 20
So hurry up and bring your jukebox money

The Love Shack is a little old place
where we can get together
Love Shack baby, Love Shack bay-bee.
Love baby, that’s where it’s at,
Ooo love baby, that’s where it’s at

Sign says.. Woo… stay away fools,
’cause love rules at the Lo-o-ove Shack!
Well it’s set way back in the middle of a field,
Just a funky old shack and I gotta get back

Glitter on the mattress
Glitter on the highway
Glitter on the front porch
Glitter on the hallway

Love Shack — B-52s