Monthly Archives: June 2008

Laughing Straight to the Bank

Straight to the Bank — 50 Cent

I never tire of HELOC abuse stories. They are so human. Joseph Campbell said “Money is congealed energy.” Everyone wants to be powerful and have no limits to their spending. This is the fantasy of being rich; although, the rich didn’t get rich by spending, they did it by saving. This fact is ignored by those who merely wish to spend all they want and feel rich. This basic human instinct is enriching the credit card companies as the average consumer bleeds interest every month to the credit leeches. I must admit, my schadenfreude gets a fix whenever I see the lenders who enable this behavior taking a big hit.

When I first began going to blogs like this one to discuss the real estate bubble, I was amazed that people really believed the spending they were witnessing was money earned through wage income. I guess OC residents are so adept at pretending that they fool even themselves. The Emperor has no clothes. People really do not make that much money in Irvine or Orange County. Many of them in the early 00s took the money out of their house and spent it. Perhaps they did feel like they were earning it as they were brilliant enough to buy a house in a bull market. Isn’t that earning it? As everyone who did this is about to find out: no it’s not. Debt is not wealth, appreciation is not income, and credit is not saving.

14941 Greenbrae St Kitchen

Asking Price: $640,000IrvineRenter

Income Requirement: $160,000

Downpayment Needed: $128,000

Monthly Equity Burn: $5,333

FB Purchase Price: $293,000

FB Purchase Date: 4/29/1999

Lender Purchase Price: $675,750

Lender Purchase Date: 4/2/2008

Address: 14941 Greenbrae St., Irvine, CA 92604

REO

Beds: 4
Baths: 3
Sq. Ft.: 2,300
$/Sq. Ft.: $278
Lot Size: 5,289

Sq. Ft.

Property Type: Single Family Residence
Style: Other
Year Built: 1974
Stories: 2 Levels
Area: El Camino Real
County: Orange
MLS#: S533432
Source: SoCalMLS
Status: Active
On Redfin: 25 days

Fantastic Cul-de-Sac Location, inside Tract location. Remodeled Kitchen
w/Granite counter tops. Wood Flooring, Plantation Shutters, and French
Windows. Super Pool/Spa in Secluded Backyard. This is the Home You have
been Looking for! Hurry!

How do you like the mismatched wood in the kitchen?

Hurry! LOL!

So how does one manage to make nearly $380,000 on the sale of a house that is lost in foreclosure? You guessed it: by borrowing even more. Here is the bullet-point recap:

  • The house was purchased on 4/29/1999 for $293,000. A first mortgage of $263,700 was used leaving a $29,300 downpayment (10%.)
  • On 3/12/2002 the house was refinanced for $300,700 pulling out their downpayment plus $7,700.
  • On 11/14/2002 they opened a HELOC of $86,800.
  • On 7/2/2004 they opened a HELOC of $186,800.
  • On 3/16/2005 they refinanced through FHA with a $475,000 first mortgage and a $77,000 second. The first mortgage was a 1% ARM.
  • On 7/31/2006 the refinanced again with a $650,000 first mortgage.
  • On 8/30/2006 they took out a stand-alone second for $125,000.
  • On 1/11/2007 they took out a third mortgage for $65,000.
  • The total debt on the property was $840,000 and the total mortgage equity withdrawal was $576,300.

Here is where the macro meets the micro: there is a reason the national Mortgage Equity Withdrawal chart looks the way it does, and there is a reason you saw the Irvine Spectrum full of people spending money they were not earning. It is because of people like today’s owners.

Mortgage Equity Withdrawal 1991-2007

Mortgage Equity Withdrawal 1991-2006

If this property sells for asking price and a 6% commission is paid, the total loss to the lender will be $238,400. The borrower… They are laughing all the way to their new rental.

[Chorus:]
I’m laughin straight to the bank with this
(Ha, ha ha ha ha ha, ha, ha ha ha ha ha)
I’m laughin straight to the bank with this
(Ha, ha ha ha ha ha, ha, ha ha ha ha ha)
I’m laughin straight to the bank with this
(Ha, ha ha ha ha ha, ha, ha ha ha ha ha)
I’m laughin straight to the bank with this
(Ha, ha ha ha ha ha, ha, ha ha ha ha ha)
I’m laughin

[Verse 2:]
I see nothin but hundred dollar bills in the bank roll
I got the kind of money that the bank can’t hold
Got it off the street movin bundles and loads
Seventy Three Caprice old school when I roll
Breeze pass with the EZ Pass #@$% the toll
No more platinum I’m wearin gold
I’m internationally known as the kid with the flow
That brings enough dough it’s never enough dough
Shit I need mo’ I need $hit out the sto’
Baby ble was cold fresh out the flo’
Stashbox by the dashbox incase they want war
Make the purple bring the green in
#@$% the law
I’m oh so raw, I’m hot I’m sure
I’m like the coolest mother
#@$%er around the globe boy
I set the club on fire I told ya
I’m the general salute me soldier

Straight to the Bank — 50 Cent

The Builder's Bind

Thank You — Dido

Declining markets are very difficult on builders, and it is not for the reasons you might think. Production homebuilders make their money on sales volume and not on margin. They would rather see stable prices and high volumes than periods of booms and busts. As I described in detail in the post Land Value 101, production builders can adjust to different price points as long as there is demand above their cost of production. The vast majority of the gain or loss in house prices falls to land value. In a price bust like we are seeing now, price of houses may drop 40%, but the price of land may drop 85%. The mistake many of the builders made, which is the same mistake they make in every cycle, is that they become land speculators buying land early in the production process. As they are doing their improvements, land values increase, so they make some extra on the land deal — as long as prices go up. When a bust occurs, builders get caught with inventory of both land and houses. It is the land inventory that really wipes them out (think Lennar.) The bottom line is that builders are flexible, and they can adjust to any price level where prices exceed their production costs. The real challenge for builders is during the adjustment when prices are falling.

House prices in speculative markets (California and some others) do not respond to price changes like one would expect. When prices decline, sales volume also declines because people expect further price declines, and they do not want to lose their equity. Anyone who is not kool aid intoxicated becomes hesitant to buy in a falling market — as they should. This is the real problem for homebuilders because theirs is a volume business. The more they lower price to attract buyers, the more buyers are frightened and expect further price declines. It is a downward spiral. Every time a prospective buyers goes into a sales office, they will be told there are no further price reductions and they need to buy now. Of course, further price reductions happen, and the builders lose credibility and buyers become even more hesitant. As we have discussed before, prices will continue to decline until affordability returns to the market, and it makes sense to buy again.

Today’s featured property is a classic example of what happens to people who buy from a builder in a declining market. These people bought at the peak, and now they are looking at a $200,000 loss for their troubles.

There are no property pictures today, but this is the street of models.

Asking Price: $699,900IrvineRenter

Income Requirement: $174,975

Downpayment Needed: $139,980

Monthly Equity Burn: $5,832

Purchase Price: $939,000

Purchase Date: 12/19/2006

Address: 21 Conservancy, Irvine, CA 92618

Short Sale

Beds: 3
Baths: 3
Sq. Ft.: 2,202
$/Sq. Ft.: $318
Lot Size:
Property Type: Condominium
Style: Spanish
Year Built: 2007
Stories: 2 Levels
View: City Lights
Area: Portola Springs
County: Orange
MLS#: U8002628
Source: SoCalMLS
Status: Active
On Redfin: 3 days

TurkeyENJOY THE GENTLE BREEZES AND CITY LIGHTS FROM THIS BEAUTIFUL TURN-KEY
HOME IN LOVELY PORTOLA SPRINGS. MANY UPGRADED AMENITIES, GRANITE
COUNTERTOPS, CUSTOM PAINTS THROUGHOUT. VERY PRIVATE BACK AND SIDE
YARDS. DESIRABLE CORNER LOT LOCATION. SHOW YOUR FUSSIEST BUYERS. FORMAL
DINING ROOM, LIVING ROOM W/FIREPLACE. PRIVATE BALCONY OFF MASTER SUITE.
WALK TO ASSOC. POOL/SPA. CLOSE TO SHOPPING,RESTAURANTS.

GENTLE BREEZES? This is Portola Springs. You are more likely to feel the Santa Ana’s rolling out of the hills than the cool ocean air.

UPGRADED AMENITIES? Upgraded from what? This is a new home.

VERY PRIVATE BACK AND SIDE
YARDS. Does this mean your neighbor cannot look into your back yard from their second story windows like the rest of Irvine?

When these people bought the property, they probably did not think prices would ever fall. They were probably assured by the builder it would never happen, and until recently it was the policy of the landowner not to lower prices, so these people probably felt protected. Unfortunately, the market is not controlled by builders or The Irvine Company, so prices did fall after sales volumes fell to near zero. As prices fall, those who bought at the peak are watching whatever equity they had evaporate, and it serves as a lesson to current buyers to beware. Of course, this is exactly what the builders do not want. They want people to rush in and buy now that prices are lower. The casualties in the neighborhood like today’s sellers show why this is such a daunting problem.

Sold property: 15 Arrowhead, Irvine, CA 92618, $768,000

Builder offering: 46 Conservancy, Irvine, CA 92618, $799,000

Builder offering: 48 Conservancy, Irvine, CA 92618, $768,000

If this property sells for its asking price and a 6% commission is paid, the total loss on the property would be $281,094. That is a lot of money to lose in a year and a half. The buyer put 20% down ($187,800) which is all gone, and American Home Mortgage Corporation is going to lose the rest.

Prices are still too high. Expect further price reductions.

I want to share a story with you today. I recently spoke with a couple who knows who I am and that I write for this blog (There are people who know. Hi Vicstah.) This couple told me there were on the verge of buying a property like this one in Portola Springs in late 2006, and they were going to utilize a sizeable downpayment. Once they started reading the IHB, they decided against the purchase. They thanked me for saving them their downpayment, their credit and their sanity. That is why I write for this blog. So far I have been lucky, but some day there may be repercussions for this hobby. Whatever happens, knowing that I have saved many people from financial and emotional hardship makes it all worthwhile. I will never regret it.

Thank you, thank you all for reading this blog and spreading the word.

Thus concludes another week at the Irvine Housing Blog. Come back next week as we continue chronicling ‘the seventh circle of real estate hell.’ Have a great weekend.

🙂

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My tea’s gone cold, I’m wondering why
I got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window
and I can’t see at all
And even if I could it’d all be grey,
but your picture on my wall
It reminds me that it’s not so bad,
it’s not so bad

I drank too much last night, got bills to pay,
my head just feels in pain
I missed the bus and there’ll be hell today,
I’m late for work again
And even if I’m there, they’ll all imply
that I might not last the day
And then you call me and it’s not so bad,
it’s not so bad and

I want to thank you
for giving me the best day of my life
Oh just to be with you
is having the best day of my life

Push the door, I’m home at last
and I’m soaking through and through
Then you hand me a towel
and all I see is you
And even if my house falls down,
I wouldn’t have a clue
Because you’re near me and

I want to thank you
for giving me the best day of my life
Oh just to be with you
is having the best day of my life

Thank You — Dido

How to Make Your Neighbors Hate You

Sittin’ on a Fence — The Rolling Stones

We have profiled informal neighborhood cartels where a group of neighbors get together and set WTF asking prices. As with all cartels, they are unstable arrangements because each participant has an incentive to cheat at the expense of the others. Today’s featured property was one of two neighboring properties asking WTF prices. One of the two decided it was time to sell and lowered his price accordingly. The neighbor has got to be really angry as not just will the neighbor sell first, it will also set a comparable price that will make it nearly impossible for the other property to get its asking price. We are not talking about $5,000 or even $50,000, we are talking about $500,000!

9 Paso Robles Kitchen

Asking Price: $1,299,900IrvineRenter

Income Requirement: $324,975

Downpayment Needed: $259,980

Monthly Equity Burn: $10,832

Purchase Price: $1,668,000

Purchase Date: 4/5/2006

Address: 9 Paso Robles, Irvine, CA 92602

Short Sale

Beds: 4
Baths: 5
Sq. Ft.: 4,335
$/Sq. Ft.: $300
Lot Size: 7,020

Sq. Ft.

Property Type: Single Family Residence
Style: Mediterranean
Year Built: 2001
Stories: 2 Levels
Area: Northpark
County: Orange
MLS#: S521077
Source: SoCalMLS
Status: Active
On Redfin: 123 days

Unsold in 90+ days

Gourmet Kitchen Award

Located in one of the best areas of Irvine. Guard gared community.
Great family community & schools. This home offers 4335 sq ft with
an iron gated courtyard enterance. Boast a large sunny & tranquil
atrium. Gourment Kitchen 5 burner gas cook top, Butler’s Pantry. Huge
master Suite Featuring His/Her walk in Closets. 4 Large bedrooms each
with private bath. Huge bonus room. Main floor suite or office plus
seperate bedroom with walk in closet and private bath. Cozy Living room
with fireplace, formal dining, Kitchen, Seperate Casual Dining and
Family room with large fireplace. Features travertine floors. Perfect
Private backyard for entertaining. Built in BBQ, over sized covered
patio. 3 car tanden, Gym room or office. Close to Tustin and Irvine
Market Place, fwy & toll road.

Guard gared community? enterance? Gourment? seperate? tanden?

3 car tanden, Gym room or office. That could be read “tan den, gym room, or office.” It would be cool to have your own tanning bed den.

I am starting to wonder if realtors believe poor spelling and schizophrenic use of punctuation is a positive. It does make their listings stand out. If realtors believe all publicity is good publicity, they should continue writing like that so we will bring attention to their listings. Perhaps they do not mind that we ridicule them.

Wow! It comes with a Butler’s Pantry. I hope I get to use that graphic again 😉

This is a seller who knows how to lower his price to reach the market:

Listing Price History

Date Price
Feb 09, 2008 $1,799,900
Apr 18, 2008 $1,599,900
Jun 06, 2008 $1,299,900

He has dropped his price $500,000 in two big drops. Compare that to his neighbor a 15 Paso Robles:

WTF

Listing Price History

Date Price
Mar 01, 2008 $1,949,000
Apr 12, 2008 $1,888,800
May 22, 2008 $1,825,000

At the rate he is lowering the price, the property will sell in about 10 years. Based on the equity burn the market is dropping $11,000 to $18,000 a month. The $60,000 price drops will get there eventually, but since the market is at least $500,000 below his asking price today, it will take a very long time to catch up. Plus, if you remember the post Financing in a Declining Market, the new comparable sale will limit the financing. In short, for someone to buy 15 Paso Robles for asking price, they will need about $800,000 cash.

For the record, if the featured property sells for its asking price, and if they pay a 6% commission, the total loss on the property will be $446,094. It looks as if the owner is going to take a significant equity loss. There is a refinance for $1,334,000, but I see no other HELOCs or second mortgages. Of the $446,094 total loss, $334,000 came out of the owner’s pocket. I guess the WAMU can breathe easy, they will only lose $112,094 on this one.

When you see losses like that, does it inspire you to keep sitting on the fence? The knife catcher that buys this place will probably lose a similar amount. With those dollar figures, they really are a chainsaw catcher…

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Rolling StonesSince i was young i’ve been very hard to please
And i don’t know wrong from right
But there is one thing i could never understand
Some of the sick things that a girl does to a man, so
I’m just sittin’ on a fence
You can say i got no sense
Trying to make up my mind
Really is too horrifying
So i’m sittin on a fence
All of my friends at school grew up and settled down
And they mortgaged up their lives
One things not said too much, but I think it’s true
They just get married cause there’s nothing else to do, so
I’m just sittin’ on a fence
You can say i got no sense
Trying to make up my mind
Really is too horrifying
So i’m sittin on a fence
I’m just sittin’ on a fence
You can say i got no sense
Trying to make up my mind
Really is too horrifying
So i’m sittin on a fence
The day can come when you get old and sick and tired of life
You just never realize
Maybe the choice you made wasn’t really right
But you go out and you don’t come back at night, so
i’m just sittin’ on a fence
You can say i got no sense
Trying to make up my mind
Really is too horrifying
So i’m sittin on a fence

Sittin’ on a Fence — The Rolling Stone

428 Days on the Market

Think for a Minute — Housemartins

Have you noticed how silent the bulls have become? The ones that used to hold their heads high now hang their heads in shame. Perhaps, if they had thought for a minute about paying double for real estate, they wouldn’t have so many troubles now. Today’s featured property has been on the market since April 10, 2007 — a whopping 428 days. It is a story of a year of stress and wishful thinking about the market.

963 Somerville Kitchen

Asking Price: $530,000IrvineRenter

Income Requirement: $132,500

Downpayment Needed: $106,000

Monthly Equity Burn: $4,416

Purchase Price: $628,000

Purchase Date: 1/12/2006

Address: 963 Sumerville, Irvine, CA 92620

Rollback

Beds: 3
Baths: 3
Sq. Ft.: 1,481
$/Sq. Ft.: $358
Lot Size:
Property Type: Condominium
Style: Contemporary/Modern
Year Built: 1999
Stories: 2 Levels
Area: Northwood
County: Orange
MLS#: S482981
Source: SoCalMLS
Status: Active
On Redfin: 427 days

Unsold in 90+ days

** Large Yard ** Premium Lot ** Feel like detached home ** Spacious
Living and Dinning w/ Recess Light, Ceiling Fan, Cozy Fireplace,
Netural Wood Floor and Berber Carpet, Custom Paint, Large Kitchen w/
Breakfast Nook, Inside Laundry Room, Walk to Canyon View and Northwood
High ** The Best Location and The best Price ** w w w.9 6 3 s o m e r v
i l l e.i n f o

It looks like the realtor put together a nice website.

Perhaps English is not her native language. We have this sentence-ender we call a period. I don’t know where the double asterisk comes from.

When I looked through the records on this property, I was struck by the stress this property must be causing the owners. It was purchased by a married woman as her “sole and separate property” on January 12, 2006. The property was put into a family trust in August of 2006, and the husbands name was on the property. In January of 2008, after 8 months of the property failing to sell, the husband removed his name from the title. I speculate this was done in an attempt to save his credit in the event of a short sale. I can just imagine the conversations these two must have had as she purchased the property without him, then he was brought into the deal, and then he wanted out. Most family arguments are about money. Add a white elephant like this to the mix, and there are bound to be issues. I hope I am wrong. I would not wish that on anyone. Through situations like this one, the housing crash is going to have a detrimental impact on families everywhere.

When this property was purchased for $628,000, the owner put 10% ($62,800) down. They didn’t HELOC out their equity, although I imagine they wished they would have at this point. This property was first listed for $645,000. The seller was going to lose a bit of their downpayment at that price due to the sales commission, but the loss would have been minor. It didn’t sell. After 90 days, they lowered the price to $599,980. At this price level, their equity would have evaporated, but they would have received enough from the sale to pay off the debt. For obvious reasons, the price did not budge for another 10 months. Even the stubborn and intractable give up eventually. Last month, they accepted that their equity was gone and their credit is shot, and they lowered the price to $530,000 were it sits today. Unfortunately, the market has moved down even faster than their price, and they are still grossly overpriced. The property still is not going to sell. If it did sell, and if the sellers paid a 6% commission, the total loss on the property would be $129,800. The seller would lose $62,800, and the lender would lose $67,000.

Perhaps 2006 was not a great time to buy…

Something’s going on, change is taking place,
Children smiling in the streets have gone without a trace.
This street used to be full, it used to make me smile,
And now it seems that everyone is walking single file

And many hang their heads in shame
That used to hold them high.
And those that used to say hello
Simply pass you by

Think for a minute, stop for a minute
Think for a minute, stop for a minute

I always said it could they never thought it could
The people look so pitiful I’m thinking that it should
and now it’s almost here, now it’s on its way
I can’t help saying told you so and have a nice final day

And nothing I could say
Could ever make them see the light.
Now apathy is happy that
It won without a fight

Think for a minute, stop for a minute
Think for a minute, stop for a minute

Think for a Minute — Housemartin