Straight to the Bank — 50 Cent
I never tire of HELOC abuse stories. They are so human. Joseph Campbell said “Money is congealed energy.” Everyone wants to be powerful and have no limits to their spending. This is the fantasy of being rich; although, the rich didn’t get rich by spending, they did it by saving. This fact is ignored by those who merely wish to spend all they want and feel rich. This basic human instinct is enriching the credit card companies as the average consumer bleeds interest every month to the credit leeches. I must admit, my schadenfreude gets a fix whenever I see the lenders who enable this behavior taking a big hit.
When I first began going to blogs like this one to discuss the real estate bubble, I was amazed that people really believed the spending they were witnessing was money earned through wage income. I guess OC residents are so adept at pretending that they fool even themselves. The Emperor has no clothes. People really do not make that much money in Irvine or Orange County. Many of them in the early 00s took the money out of their house and spent it. Perhaps they did feel like they were earning it as they were brilliant enough to buy a house in a bull market. Isn’t that earning it? As everyone who did this is about to find out: no it’s not. Debt is not wealth, appreciation is not income, and credit is not saving.
Income Requirement: $160,000
Downpayment Needed: $128,000
Monthly Equity Burn: $5,333
FB Purchase Price: $293,000
FB Purchase Date: 4/29/1999
Lender Purchase Price: $675,750
Lender Purchase Date: 4/2/2008
Address: 14941 Greenbrae St., Irvine, CA 92604
Beds: | 4 |
Baths: | 3 |
Sq. Ft.: | 2,300 |
$/Sq. Ft.: | $278 |
Lot Size: | 5,289
Sq. Ft. |
Property Type: | Single Family Residence |
Style: | Other |
Year Built: | 1974 |
Stories: | 2 Levels |
Area: | El Camino Real |
County: | Orange |
MLS#: | S533432 |
Source: | SoCalMLS |
Status: | Active |
On Redfin: | 25 days |
w/Granite counter tops. Wood Flooring, Plantation Shutters, and French
Windows. Super Pool/Spa in Secluded Backyard. This is the Home You have
been Looking for! Hurry!
How do you like the mismatched wood in the kitchen?
Hurry! LOL!
So how does one manage to make nearly $380,000 on the sale of a house that is lost in foreclosure? You guessed it: by borrowing even more. Here is the bullet-point recap:
- The house was purchased on 4/29/1999 for $293,000. A first mortgage of $263,700 was used leaving a $29,300 downpayment (10%.)
- On 3/12/2002 the house was refinanced for $300,700 pulling out their downpayment plus $7,700.
- On 11/14/2002 they opened a HELOC of $86,800.
- On 7/2/2004 they opened a HELOC of $186,800.
- On 3/16/2005 they refinanced through FHA with a $475,000 first mortgage and a $77,000 second. The first mortgage was a 1% ARM.
- On 7/31/2006 the refinanced again with a $650,000 first mortgage.
- On 8/30/2006 they took out a stand-alone second for $125,000.
- On 1/11/2007 they took out a third mortgage for $65,000.
- The total debt on the property was $840,000 and the total mortgage equity withdrawal was $576,300.
Here is where the macro meets the micro: there is a reason the national Mortgage Equity Withdrawal chart looks the way it does, and there is a reason you saw the Irvine Spectrum full of people spending money they were not earning. It is because of people like today’s owners.
Mortgage Equity Withdrawal 1991-2007
If this property sells for asking price and a 6% commission is paid, the total loss to the lender will be $238,400. The borrower… They are laughing all the way to their new rental.
[Chorus:]
I’m laughin straight to the bank with this
(Ha, ha ha ha ha ha, ha, ha ha ha ha ha)
I’m laughin straight to the bank with this
(Ha, ha ha ha ha ha, ha, ha ha ha ha ha)
I’m laughin straight to the bank with this
(Ha, ha ha ha ha ha, ha, ha ha ha ha ha)
I’m laughin straight to the bank with this
(Ha, ha ha ha ha ha, ha, ha ha ha ha ha)
I’m laughin
[Verse 2:]
I see nothin but hundred dollar bills in the bank roll
I got the kind of money that the bank can’t hold
Got it off the street movin bundles and loads
Seventy Three Caprice old school when I roll
Breeze pass with the EZ Pass #@$% the toll
No more platinum I’m wearin gold
I’m internationally known as the kid with the flow
That brings enough dough it’s never enough dough
Shit I need mo’ I need $hit out the sto’
Baby ble was cold fresh out the flo’
Stashbox by the dashbox incase they want war
Make the purple bring the green in #@$% the law
I’m oh so raw, I’m hot I’m sure
I’m like the coolest mother#@$%er around the globe boy
I set the club on fire I told ya
I’m the general salute me soldier
Straight to the Bank — 50 Cent