I Wanna Be a Bagholder

Oct 24th, 2008  
by IrvineRenter  in

Astute Observations

Astute Observation by CapitalismWorks
2008-10-24 06:27 AM

Unfortunately at >$400 a square for a condo this place is unlikely to move quickly. Perhaps they shoudl contact USCTMan29 for some insight in how to move this place…

Astute Observation by Texas Triffid Ranch
2008-10-24 06:38 AM

And here’s another question for which I haven’t seen an answer, and I very seriously doubt that anyone’s keeping any serious metrics on it.  I’m curious about the number of cases of cold feet with residential and commercial real estate:  I hear plenty of anecdotes about buyers even putting money down on a house and then bailing out just before signing the paperwork, but is anyone keeping stats of these sorts of reversals?

Astute Observation by Alan
2008-10-24 06:41 AM

A better song choice would be “Mystery to me”. With 100% financing, then why not speculate, though the direction that the economy is going is rather clear. But since stocks, bonds, commodities, are all tanking and you’re using someone else’s money it doesn’t hurt to try.

However with a substantial sum of your own money, how can anyone give it so little thought or make such a borderline decision that within a couple of weeks or days they come to change their mind? Can this be some sort of ploy to feed money to the realtors involved? They’re the ones having a good time with this place. Otherwise, whatever is going on here is a mystery to me.

Astute Observation by Buck Thrust
2008-10-24 07:47 AM

for months now, i have been addicted to this website more than any other.  it is entertaining and informative in the extreme

what is lost in the financial and historical analysis is the tremendous loss of, literally, human habitat in california and florida… places where in theory you could survive sleeping outdoors for the forseeable future

i hope someone with a soft-science degree can come up with another website that asks:  (i) if foreclosed, where did you go?  (family, rental, the street, another state) or (ii) if in danger of foreclosure, where do you plan to go…

spice it up with interviews and political snark at the state level(of course)—what does, i wonder, Dr. Schwarzenegger, the non-girly-man ‘governor’ of our silly state think of people sleeping in cars in Venice Beach?  i think we should be told.  at least we could make a party out of it

Astute Observation by Paul P.
2008-10-24 06:56 PM

Buck Thrust…    A really really good idea/observation on your part (“Where did they go?”). I also thought this.

Point: When moving down from L.A. last May, the realtor(s) all told me “Grab the first decent rent you can find; The foreclosed-people are snapping up the rents”. NO, THEY ARE NOT. For every rent-change, I ask (“friendly chat”)the newcomers where they came from. So your question is all the more relevant. Here in Quail Hill (apartments) the largest units (w/2-car garages) rent instantly. Rent-mgrs lament the number of “vacant 1BR units”. But, here the number of these “largish units” is exactly *14* that’s it. Not nearly enough to absorb foreclosed-out families, and in any case I don’t think “foreclosed-out” reads very well on your credit-check.

Astute Observation by obh
2008-10-24 08:47 AM

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Astute Observation by RE in the LBC
2008-10-24 12:24 PM

Well, it’s good to see that some former realtors and mortgage brokers are finding work…

Astute Observation by Mike7
2008-10-24 02:37 PM

Thats hot, the crazy thing is people actually think if they get the loan they won something. It’s like “we made it”. They don’t know what kind of financial jail they just fell into.

Astute Observation by Stryker1sf
2008-10-24 08:55 AM

Love the picture of Slim Pickings starring in “Dr Greenspan or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the [Housing Market] Bomb

Astute Observation by Matt
2008-10-24 11:56 AM

I’ve always had mixed feelings about this scene. Out of necessity, Kubrick had to have him face backwards on the missile, otherwise, his backdrop would have simply been the sky. It would have failed to convey movement.

However, it also ends up making Slim appear like that much more of an idiot cowboy…he can’t even ride his “bronco” facing the right way! (Insert symbolism of doing things ass-backwards here)

So, the symbolic nature (combined with the simple film necessity) makes sense, but the image is still off-putting. Maybe that was Kubrick’s intention?

Astute Observation by djd
2008-11-01 01:30 AM

(Note: this post contains movie spoilers for Dr. Strangelove!)

Why would Major Kong [Slim Pickins] be facing backwards when riding the bomb?  (It’s not a missile.)

Well, it was pretty clearly an accident that he was there at all: he had been repairing damaged electrical wiring above the bomb so that the bomb bay doors could be opened.  When he got the doors to open, the plane had already reached the release point.  The bomb was duly released before any of the other crewmen realized that he would go along with it.  The bombardier [James Earl Jones] memorably asks “Hey, what about Major Kong?” a few seconds later.

My interpretation of the following shot of Kong riding the bomb is that he decided to enjoy his last few seconds on earth as best he could.

His failure to face forward should thus not be taken to imply incompetence on his part - recall that we see him performing well both as a pilot and as the commanding officer of the plane.

Astute Observation by Walter
2008-10-24 09:05 AM

I was sitting on the bike at the gym and this guy sitting next to me starts making conversation. I ask him what he does, and it ends up he processes lease return and repoed cars.

Funny thing he said was that RVs are still selling. I said that is odd and he thought so too. Then come to find out many of the people buying them are people that have been foreclosed on and they are using them to live in. Kinda funny how these situations play out in unexpected ways.

Astute Observation by Hormiguero
2008-10-24 09:40 AM

that and gas under 3 bucks.  the rv business was on death’s door just a few months ago, but probably rebounded a little since. 

sadly, i don’t think this will help property valuations in the sticks too much, despite the fact that expensive gas also harmed their valuation this year.

Astute Observation by Joe Joey Joe Joe
2008-10-24 09:47 AM

At my 24 hr fitness there are no less than 4 RVs with folks living in the parking lot.  I see them walking their dogs nightly and sometimes they come in and use the showers.

Astute Observation by h
2008-10-24 10:27 AM

Wow.  Which 24 hr Fitness is that?

Astute Observation by Mike7
2008-10-24 02:41 PM

Thats sad. I showered at LA Fitness for 2 weeks during my remodel, I’ll never forget it. It was the worst experience, I had fags trying to pick up on me on several occasions. Started showering with my board shorts real quick.

Astute Observation by Hans
2008-10-24 03:09 PM

So Mike,
is that 7 after your name a bag of air claim your making about your member?
Did you suggestively touch yourself for those horrible fags to pick you up all 7 and Mike of you?

The seller here is ignorant of market conditions and is going off of the quickly fading stima of cardboard opulence surrounding the dense condo / apt areas of quail hill.  I used to live in Quail Hill, and it’s a nice place, but this price is far too high. It won’t sell,

Astute Observation by Mike7
2008-10-24 04:29 PM

Didn’t mean to offend any fags out there. Vote NO on 8.

Astute Observation by Paul P.
2008-10-24 07:39 PM

Doing a little homework, I find a really-nice 3yo “pop-out” RV (definitely OK for 2-adults and 2 little-kids or 1-teenager) can be had for $60K Out-the-door.

So, that’s approx $8K/yr or $12K/yr “all expenses included” or $1K/month pretty cheap! Esp if 24hr Fitness isn’t charging a parking fee…

Yes “oversimplified” but the picture is getting clearer…

Astute Observation by Paul P.
2008-10-24 07:02 PM

Had an interesting chat w/repo-man. The guy was a “pro” who worked for the sales-agency that specialized in selling cars to “people with zero-credit”. The cars all have GPS, and an “immobilizer”. So, if late-pay the car is disabled, and the GPS tells the repo-man where to go and get it.

Astute Observation by IACRenter
2008-10-24 09:37 AM

I actually saw this property at an open house a couple weeks ago while exploring Quail Hill. The RedFin aerial view is incorrect. It is actually located on the most rear, interior location overlooking the park and has direct mountain and partial city views. The place is too small for my needs but is very quiet and secluded. The view from the 2nd floor Master balcony is nice.

Astute Observation by ockurt
2008-10-24 09:41 AM

Still overpriced by about $100k IMO.

Astute Observation by Jwinston2
2008-10-24 10:12 AM

So you think this placed is worth around $343/Sq.Ft?

I do not think I am going to be moving to Irvine if people really believe a condo is worth that much money.

Astute Observation by AZDavidPhx
2008-10-24 10:42 AM

This is exactly why I would never consider moving to CA.  The average salaries are not THAT MUCH higher and the cost of living is outrageously off the chart.  Everyone spends a huge portion of their income on their rent/mortgages and gasoline.  It’s ridiculous.

Astute Observation by Kirk
2008-10-24 11:21 AM

It’s spelled “ridicules” and it is anything but. Don’t try to fight the market Dave, it is way too powerful.

Astute Observation by Mike7
2008-10-24 02:45 PM

Thats true. But allot of people who live don’t think of themselves as average salary earners.

Astute Observation by Paul P.
2008-10-24 07:08 PM

C’mon AZ, you’ve been singing the same song forever. Just for your information, scenic Trona, CA is waaay-cheaper than PHX…

http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&geocode;=&q=trona,+ca&sll=37.0625,-95.677068&sspn=38.775203,78.75&ie=UTF8&ll=35.735087,-117.336559&spn=0.077753,0.153809&t=k&z=13

...and if that’s not cheap enough, there’s always Bangladesh oops! Forgot! This blog is about IRVINE !!

Astute Observation by ockurt
2008-10-24 01:22 PM

Do I think it’s worth it?  No, but someone will pay $350 sq. ft. for this place.  That’s the going rate for nicer parts of Irvine.

You don’t have to move to Irvine.  There’s lots of nice areas in OC that are much cheaper.

Astute Observation by mmg
2008-10-24 10:59 PM

how about over priced by 300k, no one making over 150k would be interested in a CONDO sized home esp with family.

Astute Observation by alan
2008-10-24 10:37 AM

‘the place is too small for my needs”

You mean your not the typical Irvine hobbit and need a larger hobbit hole.

I hope 3bdrm under 1800 sq ft goes out with the rest of this bubble.

Astute Observation by shiny
2008-10-24 12:25 PM

Hello Knife-catchers!  Ipop told me this place is going into escrow anyday now, as if that is something to celebrate:  yet another future underwater walkaway.  Meanwhile, the financial markets continue to whipsaw out of control as massive deleveraging takes place across the globe.  But this is Irvine, and damnit, we deserve unsustainable, unjustifiable, and simply repugnant-to-common-sense 600K townhomes.

Astute Observation by Major Schadenfreude
2008-10-24 01:13 PM

“as if that is something to celebrate”

I’m thinking it is something to celebrate when brave citizens step forward to offer their hard earned savings to the banks when purchasing a house right now.  They are essentially helping to bail out the banks, so it is just that much more money which I, the taxpayer, will not have to subsidize in one covert form or another in the coming years.

Astute Observation by Jeff
2008-10-24 10:06 AM

Two comments unrelated to today’s topic:  First, it’s good to see Lemmy on IHB, especially on a Friday.  Second, I saw a jackass this morning in a flashy Chrysler 3000 (leased no doubt) with vanity plates reading “REFI PRO.”  Car had tricked out wheels of course.  He was dropping his wife/girlfriend off at work in front of my building, so I guess he’s not that rich after all.  Not surprisingly, he was dressed in a Chargers jersey (I’m in SD) rather than professional attire, complete with gold chain.

Astute Observation by Soapboxpolitico
2008-10-25 01:46 AM

Yeah, we’re going to see those real sleeze-bag types coming out of the woodwork soon enough.  In fact, just the other day going down the 241 from LF to Irvine a classic mid-life crisis went flying past, as if 75 mph weren’t fast enough for his blood.

Classic cliche this dood.  Mercedes SL500, top down, comb-over, 50+ with the french blue button-down with white collar. Oh yeah, you know the type! Best part about this freak?  He had vinyl signage on the SL that said, and I quote “Make a Fortune in Foreclosures. Call xxx-xxx-xxxx to find out how”

It was all I could do to stop myself from running the asshole off the road.  Where the hell do these toadies crawl out from?

Astute Observation by Anonymous
2008-10-24 10:40 AM

Seems like a lot when this 1,620 sq. ft. Quail Hill condo has been asking $499,900 ($309/sq. ft.) since Sept 13th…

http://www.redfin.com/CA/Irvine/59-REUNION-92603/home/5953644

Astute Observation by Matt
2008-10-24 12:00 PM

I do like the place. Not going to think about paying $400/sqft for a condo, though. Wouldn’t even consider $300/sqft.

Astute Observation by dilbert dogbert
2008-10-24 12:15 PM

Re: Bagholders
The guy who just offered full asking with no contingencies on our house is putting 25% down.  Yikes!  We wanted to rent back for a month or so but PIPT was $10000 per month.  Just a little steep for us.  The RV idea is attractive.
I have been pushing the wife to rent for a couple of years but she has always owned a home so that is hard sell.  What with the hit we have taken on our investments I don’t want to take another hit on a house.
We can live at no extra expense at our cabin in the Sierras but winter snow lasts 6 months.  Brrrrrrrrr!  Or we can kick the renters out of my old house but that cuts into the cashflow.  They also have been good renters so that is an unattractive idea.
Decisions Decisions.

Astute Observation by Paul P.
2008-10-24 08:10 PM

Why did you sell?

Astute Observation by dilbert dogbert
2008-10-26 04:44 PM

To get money to buy the other cabin owners out.
Wife’s property and her kids want to keep it rather than sell.  The kids are young and haven’t developed the net wealth to be of much help, yet. It was and still is a tough decision on her part as our house, the one we sold, is a better investment than the cabin.  Both are valued in the same ball park but if we don’t live in it, it is a cash flow drag.  It is a great place to vacation with a lake to sail on or water ski or snow ski or bike/hike.  The kids will get a great place when we pass from the scene.
It is a great pain in the ass to uproot from a home, for her, of over 30 years.  Imagine the amount of crap one collects over those years.  How to decide what to keep and what to toss.
Decisions Decisions

Astute Observation by Dave
2008-10-24 09:46 PM

Do the right thing with no apologies.  She will get over it.

Astute Observation by Jim Jones
2008-10-24 02:03 PM

Off Topic question:

Chris Dodd is pushing the Government to act on the mortgage rewrite provisions of the Bailout program to allow people to remain in homes that they had no business buying in the first place.

Of course I think it patently unfair to those of us who exercised caution during the bubble to take any actions that help to keep home prices at their still insane levels. I’m wondering how much of this will be possible given that most of these folks have two loans and there is also the issue of these loans being broken into multiple pieces after they are sold. Anyone have any educated predictions here?

Astute Observation by Soapboxpolitico
2008-10-25 02:03 AM

Jim J.—I’ve heard Dodd yapping about this one for months. IMHO any such plan as this will fail. The fundamentals of the market will simply not allow any mechanism that artificially sets prices at inflated levels.  In a very oversimplified and indirect way we are seeing this happen right now with the wholesale deleveraging of nearly all types of asset classes on the open market.

One of two things happens. First, they try this plan and prices stabilize momentarily, by that I mean for a few months, while homedebtors catch their breath. Very quickly these people realize they’re forever trapped in their home/prison and they’ll never be right-side up. They then figure out how to get out from under the deal, again sticking the banks with the foreclosure.  Second, no one will actually qualify for a loan workout under this program because prices will slide too quickly for anyone to get a realistic handle on valuations.  So nothing happens but a lot of gnashing of teeth and wringing of hands.

Finally. The ultimate fundamental is that of affordability. It’s been said that something is worth what someone is willing to pay. Very true.  But I’ll add to that something is worth what someone CAN afford to pay.  The hard fact is that here in So.Cal.  (and other bubble areas) a very small percentage of wage earners can actually afford to buy $600k-700K homes. Just glance at IR’s “Income Requirement” in his postings to see what I mean. You need to make $150K/yr. to swing a $585K condo. Not one single person I know who makes that kind of money is champing at the bit to plunk down $100K of their cash to buy an average condo ... TR or QH or not.  I’M CERTAINLY NOT rushing out to buy this joint and I can afford to do so if I were inclined.

Be patient.  All good things to those who wait.

Astute Observation by zeke
2008-10-24 02:23 PM

they are getting pretty desperate

http://www.elabs7.com/functions/message_view.html?mid=571945&mlid=4658&siteid=1324657905&uid=f24fc8aef8

Astute Observation by True_Blue
2008-10-24 04:18 PM

Dumb question—how can this place have 1 floor and have 2 levels/stories?  Is this some condo-speak that I’m ignorant of?

Astute Observation by Mike7
2008-10-24 04:33 PM

I don’t think it has something to do with the architecture. I think is just a small 2 level p o s for over 1/2 a mill.

Astute Observation by tonyE
2008-10-24 05:05 PM

I still don’t think that the banks won’t lend at the bottom.

In fact, I got a feeling that the magnitude of this drop will force the banks themselves to throw in the towel.

At that point, I figure they’ll be happy to sell the place to someone that will take if off their hands.  At whatever price.

And, I figure they’ll be willing to do a 100% financing just to get the property off their hands so long as (a) the buyer has excellent credit and (b) it’s purchased as a rental income property with a well thought out business plan.

I really think I might want to pick up some rental properties in two years or so….

Astute Observation by WaitingToBuyByAndBy
2008-10-25 12:10 PM

First, IrvineRenter has written about the end of 100% financing. You should take a look at his analysis columns including: http://www.irvinehousingblog.com/blog/comments/the-fallacy-of-financial-innovation/

Also, Congress removed the down payment assistance programs that made 100% financing available from sellers and builders. Yes, there is talk to find some way to restore it (in order to make the still too high prices affordable to buyers) but there are higher priorities in progress (i.e. the coming financial panic).

I suggest you learn from my mistake. As a single-income family, we got priced out before the bubble really got going. All I did was complain to family and friends as I watched prices go higher and higher.

What I should have been doing for the last five years was saving up for a down payment. I knew the bubble would eventually burst and prices would return to normal, it just didn’t occur to me that I could (as IR suggested in http://www.irvinehousingblog.com/blog/comments/timing-does-matter/) start living as though I did buy a home. That is, figure what my monthly house ownership cost would be and start socking away the difference between rent and homeownership.

Astute Observation by Wing
2008-10-24 08:23 PM

Bush / AG Did It On Purpose.

When George W. Bush was named president by the Supreme Court in December 2000, the stock market had begun to decline with the bursting of the dot.com bubble.

In 2001 the frequency of White House visits by Alan Greenspan increased.

Greenspan endorsed President Bush’s March 2001 tax cuts for the rich. More such cuts took place in May 2003.

Signs of recession had begun to show in early 2001. The stock market crashed after 9/11. The U.S. invaded Afghanistan in October 2001 and Iraq in March 2003.

The Federal Reserve began cutting interest rates, and by 2002 a home-buying frenzy was underway. Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac went along by guaranteeing the increasing number of mortgage loans.

According to a mortgage broker this writer interviewed, word began to come down through the mortgage banks to begin falsifying mortgage applications to show more borrower income than borrowers actually possessed.

Banks that wrote mortgages began to offload them when Wall Street packaged them into mortgage-backed securities that were sold around the world as bonds to investors.

Risk-analysts at the leading credit-rating agencies, such as Standard and Poor’s, Moody’s, and Fitch, gave their highest ratings to mortgage-backed securities whose risks were later acknowledged to be grossly underestimated.

Mortgage companies, with Alan Greenspan’s endorsement, began to offer more Adjustable Rate Mortgages (ARMs), loans that would reset at much higher rates in future years.

Mortgage brokers fed the growing bubble by telling people they should buy now because housing prices would keep going up and they could resell at a profit before their ARMs escalated.

Huge amounts of money began to flow into the economy from mortgages and home equity loans and from capital gains on resale of inflating property.

Meanwhile, in the world of investment securities, the Securities and Exchange Commission greatly reduced the amount of their own capital investors were required to bring to the table, resulting in a huge increase in bank leveraging of speculative trading.

George W. Bush was reelected in 2004 at the height of the housing and investment bubbles. By 2005 the housing bubble was accounting for half of all U.S. economic growth and yielding huge tax revenues to all levels of government.

Despite the tax revenues from the bubbles the Bush administration was running huge budget deficits from expenditures on the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq.

ABC News reports that during this time risk analysts at Washington Mutual, one of the nation’s largest banks, were told to ignore high risk loans because lending had to be maximized. Those who objected were disciplined or fired.

State attorneys-general moved to investigate mortgage fraud but were blocked from doing so by orders of the Treasury Department’s Comptroller of the Currency. There was no federal agency that was charged with regulating mortgage fraud.

The “toxic debt” from the collapse of the housing bubble brought about a full-scale crash of the U.S. financial system by September 2008. The stock market immediately fell, with 40 percent of its value — $8 trillion — now having been lost in a year. $3 trillion of the losses were in retirement savings.

The crash of the U.S. economy began to reverberate around the world with bankers and the IMF warning of an onrushing global recession.

Massive bailouts by the U.S. Treasury Department and the Federal Reserve failed to stem the tide of the crashing markets. By late October 2008 the recession has begun to hit in force.

As the situation worsened, big banks like J.P. Morgan Chase received government capitalization even as they were buying up banks that were failing. J.P. Morgan Chase paid $1.9 billion for Washington Mutual with assets of over $300 billion.

Astute Observation by It All Happens on the Margin
2008-10-24 09:33 PM

You lost me at “When George W. Bush was named president by the Supreme Court in December 2000”

So they stopped the freaking re-recount by a margin of 7-2.

And?

The press already counted the ballots and determined Bush won.

Give it up.  We all know he’s a moron, you don’t have to make yourself look like one, too.  Oh, and *news flash* - the uptake on visitors reading Tolstoy novels in a blog is something like: zilch.  Bite size, not king size, big guy.

Enjoy the Obama victory party.

Astute Observation by WaitingToBuyByAndBy
2008-10-25 12:22 PM

You lost me at “Did It On Purpose”.

Astute Observation by Bitter Renter
2008-10-28 02:35 AM

Thanks for the trip down memory lane with the song this time, IR.  Somehow as a teen I managed to miss the joke of the guy with the East Indian accent saying “White man speak with forked tongue”—that made me LOL.  Also never caught the pleasingly cheesy video back in the day.

Astute Observation by exhibit rentals
2008-10-30 12:39 AM

The financial markets continue to whipsaw out of control as massive deleveraging takes place across the globe.  But this is Irvine, and damnit, we deserve unsustainable, unjustifiable, and simply repugnant-to-common-sense 600K townhomes.

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