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Astute Observations

Astute Observation by Chris
2010-02-11 05:47 AM

Just go there for the free meal.

Hell, I wish I could go….

Astute Observation by AZDavidPhx
2010-02-11 08:18 AM

Ten Dollar bottles of wine, stacks of condo porn, and realtor(little ‘r’) pillow talk are not enough to romance me.

I want to see fire twirlers, magicians, mimes, clowns honking oversized horns banging cowbells, etc.

Bring some entertainment to this Yuppie stroketogether.

Astute Observation by ockurt
2010-02-11 12:47 PM

Sounds like fun.

And I love Whores De Vores.

Astute Observation by tonyE
2010-02-11 03:24 PM

Speaking of fried chicken… BAD NEWS:  It turns out that Charo Chicken went out of business…

And one of my daughter’s friends brought a KFC bucket (my daughter had minor surgery so we was staying at home).

Ay David… the sky is falling indeed.  KFC food in Irvine.

What next?  Wonder Bread and Kraft American Cheese?

Astute Observation by AZDavidPhx
2010-02-11 04:26 PM

Sad indeed!  The KFC out in my neck of the woods closed up shop.  Just an empty building now.  Anarchy is next.

Astute Observation by No Bull
2010-02-11 06:56 AM

Hey IR, you need to mouse-over the floor maps in order to click on individual plan details. I still question the value of highrise living in Irvine though. Especially since the location sits between a freeway and a office park. But since I drive by this blight every day, I’m glad that Lennar is trying to finish the project finally (after 4 years). I’ll probably stop by the office tonight just for shits and giggles.  LOL

Astute Observation by Anonymous
2010-02-11 06:58 AM

Investor pays $131 million for ‘trophy’ properties

http://lansner.freedomblogging.com/2010/02/11/investor-pays-131-million-for-trophy-properties/55579/

Astute Observation by AZDavidPhx
2010-02-11 08:09 AM

They are going to replace all the breakroom refrigerators with stainless steel and replace the meeting room tables with granite slabs plus a washlet in each executive office.

Astute Observation by AZDavidPhx
2010-02-11 08:02 AM

Did I hear “wine tasting”?

Astute Observation by Swiller
2010-02-11 08:34 AM

If the State would just buy these and the North Korea Towers across the street, they could put up a maximum security perimeter and you could have prisons IN Irvine!
Oh wait, these are already debt prisons for those living there….nevermind Arnold.

Astute Observation by AZDavidPhx
2010-02-11 08:52 AM

That’s a great idea.  The state could buy these up and turn them into homeless shelters and drug rehab centers and the good folks in Irvine can rest assured that their community is stepping up to save the world.  There might be one or two NIMBYs but I’m sure the majority of genuine do-gooders will rule the day.

Astute Observation by Art Student in Atlanta
2010-02-11 09:52 AM

I suggested turning them into Affordable Housing Units or Government Housing Projects a while ago.

Provide housing for all of those poor souls who are losing their houses.

Astute Observation by Art Student in Atlanta
2010-02-11 09:53 AM

I think that was me. Someone else may have come up with the idea before me.

Astute Observation by Stock Investor
2010-02-11 08:34 AM

“... extremely high HOA dues ...”

Also Mello-Roos.

Astute Observation by A.W. Chuck
2010-02-11 09:34 AM

My wife and I looked at these last year (for entertainment only, of course). Every unit on the 405 freeway side has a severe noise problem.  It’s fine in lockdown, but crack a window or a balcony door and it sounds like you’re standing next to a jet engine. We LOVE balconies…and it would be impossible to sit on these at anytime of the day…you’d have to yell to each other just to talk.

The beginning of the tour was impressive. White glove valet service for your guests, a “wine cellar” where you can store your own wine, a “boardroom” to have meetings in and the pool has great views.

We found most of the units small, cramped, dark and without the high ceilings we’ve seen in other lofts. The penthouse…is incredible. We loved walking through it, two stories of glass and a gigantic open air rooftop deck.

The agent at the time said someone had bought one of the penthouses and needed a place for his “staff” so he bought one of the other regular units to house them.

I asked if the huge “hole” next to the building was going to be a lake or a park…no, it will be an underground parking lot.

Of course, it was rediculously overpriced and obnoxious association fees. Nice to look at though.

Astute Observation by AZDavidPhx
2010-02-11 10:32 AM

A boardroom for misleading your shareholders using fancy language like “leverage” and “corporate vision” to describe your daily paper-pushing makework job.

You can then take a trip down to the wine cellar and have a nice glass of Fox Barn’s Harvest while painting little French moustaches on each other using eyebrow pencils and saying ‘Oui!’ over and over again.

Astute Observation by newbie2008
2010-02-11 10:21 AM

Someone must of liked Vegas c.a. 1960’s.  Brings back memories of the hotel casinos. 
Might be similar, gamble your money away on a long shot.  The odds are with the house, but it can be entertaining.

Back with the best of toxic lending.  How are the lenders going to get the govt (i.e., taxpayers to pick-up this tab)?  Is it time for another round of flushing the average Joe’s pension plans down the toilet again?

The vampire lenders like the living dead.  Just when you think they’re gone, they come back.  They have eternal life but are dead and have others willing join them by their seducing siren songs and promises.  I like it better with the loan sharks, they didn’t bill the taxpayers for their bad loans.

Astute Observation by es
2010-02-11 10:46 AM

IR, you simply MUST give us a report tomorrow.  Please, please please.  You cannot deny us this.

Astute Observation by irsx02
2010-02-11 11:16 AM

Could someone please explain how the builder loans for this place works?  2.875% for years 1 - 5, but 3.57% APY? How can you be paying 2.875% interest, but have a APY of 3.57%?

Astute Observation by pre-paid interest
2010-02-11 11:38 AM

Years 1 to 5. It may mean that there’s pre-paid interest in form of pre-paid discount points.

Year 6: This is the tough one to explain because the APR (3.57%) is actually lower than the note’s nominal rate of 3.875%.

I have seen something like this before but never was I able to make sense of it. Maybe someone else can.

Astute Observation by freedomCM
2010-02-11 11:27 AM

Could anyone clarify how this property could possibly qualify for FHA financing (I am guessing from the $729k, above)?

I was under the impression that 80% of the units had to be owner-occupied and paying the HOA to qualify.

Astute Observation by Mike7
2010-02-11 12:36 PM

You guys see this one?


http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/02/02/eveningnews/main6167610.shtml?tag=cbsnewsSectionContent.2

Astute Observation by Art Student in Atlanta
2010-02-11 01:34 PM

I hope this works.

Astute Observation by Soylent Green Is People
2010-02-11 02:09 PM

Hail, Hail Freedonia!

Thought the loan was a strange one as well. It appears to be a 6/1 ARM. There are 5, 7, and 10/1’s, but this loan is an oddity. What does it tell us…. That Fannie, Freddie, and HUD won’t touch these units. This is likely private money that is being used to overcome owner occupancy issues. They’ll build up to 50% owner occupancy, then the Agencies or HUD will finish off the rest if they ever sell.

To be clear, I like ARM loans. They serve a purpose in specific situations. I don’t know how eager buyers will be though to close today on ARM loans while 30 fixed mortgages are well priced. They need to dump the ARM, even though their costs are cheaper to create this kind of financing, and put in place a low cost fixed that is also assumable. This ARM will be assumable in six years, but who would want to buy a unit in the complex and assume a 10% ARM rate loan?

My .02c

Soylent Green is People.

Astute Observation by matt138
2010-02-11 08:26 PM

10% ARM rate loan?

Isn’t it consensus that Central Banks can keep rates rock bottom indefinitely?

Astute Observation by SoOCOwner
2010-02-11 02:26 PM

Sounds like we are in for a tough 2010l.  The Corona couple who bought the tract home for 700k were “able to keep their home after a loan modification, but their investment would likely never pay off”.  The wife admitted they learned a lesson: “You don’t need it - it’s not worth it”.  These people will probably never be able to get ahead in life as long as they hang onto that home. A tough lesson.

Astute Observation by MalibuRenter
2010-02-11 06:35 PM

Well, you could think of it as a stupidity assessment.

Astute Observation by Swiller
2010-02-11 11:51 PM

Yes, stupid for keeping the home. It would be better to default, save money for the move, and start living within your means.

Astute Observation by tenmagnet
2010-02-11 02:37 PM

Trustee Sale Update

68 Townsend hit the market today asking $542,500
Sold at auction to a 3rd party for $501K on 2/3/10

Astute Observation by matt138
2010-02-11 08:31 PM

Is that cutting it close or what?

Astute Observation by sopapia
2010-02-11 09:25 PM

the building reminds me of UCLA dorms.

Astute Observation by ochomehunter
2010-02-11 11:03 PM

Not sure if anyone caught this headline today:
Citi to let distressed homeowners stay for 6 mos
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100211/ap_on_bi_ge/us_citigroup_foreclosures

Suckers!

Astute Observation by Swiller
2010-02-11 11:49 PM

Why should banksters modify when they are doing this?

http://www.thinkbigworksmall.com/mypage/archive/1/29027

Astute Observation by Ki
2010-02-12 04:17 PM

I never understood how anyone would want to live in these things!  I worked in the office building next to the North Korea towers and you took your life into your own hands just walking out of the building to go to the shopping center down the way because of the traffic and lack of sidwalks.

I would see an old couple walking their dogs every day in our parking lots, right next to the roaring freeway.  How sad that it was the only place the NK people had to go walking.  A PARKING LOT!!!

Astute Observation by cynthia curran
2010-02-14 03:21 PM

Wel, actually, I kind of like the towers and being about 53 years old with no kids it is appealing. Yes,if they could redesign some of the area and put in a sidewalk, it might be appealing, its not much of a money maker but believe it or not the average age in OC for non-hispanic whites is 44.1 according to the 2008 census that means a lot of whites are moving out of the childbearing years and kids in another 10 years to being empty nesters and retirement.

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