DAYTON, OH—According to 5-year-old Janie Wright’s mean older brother, Dave, 8, if unsuitable borrowers Ken and Barbie continue to default on their high-risk subprime mortgages, it could spell the worst doll-housing crisis to hit the plastic couple since someone threw their dream home’s roof out a window.
"[Ken and Barbie] were dumb and ugly so now they’re going to lose their home and it’s going to wind up in the garbage," said the big jerk, who predicted that since the dolls have not made a single payment, he might just have to cut off all of Barbie’s hair to sell it for extra money. "Maybe they can move into a shoe box that they barely fit into. But it won’t have any windows so they’ll suffocate and die."
The nasty older sibling added that since Ken and Barbie never insured the dollhouse, they would have no recourse in the event of fire, flood, or stomping.
from The Onion
