The Roxbury

Mar 24th, 2008 by IrvineRenter 

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Why spend just a Night at the Roxbury when you can live there? Look at this fantastic property. It comes complete with a hose on the roof, termite damage on the porch, broken concrete, a leaning sidewalk light, an empty milk bottle on the walk, and a pair of statues that looks like a man staring down a cow. At least the grass is green. You can't beat this location. It is so close to the railroad tracks, the vibrations from the passing trains will shake the pictures off the wall, and the position at the end of a "T" intersection guarantees a strong flow of negative energy and enough flashing car lights to ensure you can't sleep at night. As the realtor noted, it is "PERFECT FOR FIRST HOME BUYERS." Yeah, perfect...

Roxbury Front

Asking Price: $545,000IrvineRenter

Income Requirement: $136,250

Downpayment Needed: $109,000

Purchase Price: $555,000

Purchase Date: 1/19/2005

Address: 4712 West Roxbury, Irvine, CA

Beds: 4
Baths: 2
Sq. Ft.: 1,156
$/Sq. Ft.: $471
Lot Size: 4,992 Sq. Ft.
Type: Single Family Residence
Style: Other
Year Built: 1971
Stories: One Level
Area: El Camino Real
County: Orange
MLS#: P619342
Status: Active
On Redfin: 58 days

BEAUTIFUL HOUSE IN A NICE AREA. PERFECT FOR FIRST HOME BUYERS.

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You can sense the enthusiasm the realtor has for this listing. I can't blame her. How do you get too excited about an overpriced short sale that has almost no chance of earning a commission.

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The seller of this property put 5% down when it was purchased, but they refinanced in 2006 and took out an Option ARM with a 1.8% teaser rate for $548,000 and a simultaneous HELOC for $64,000. They are exercising their "put" option, and the lender is going to eat another one. If this property sells for its asking price -- which seems very unlikely -- the total loss to the lender will be $99,700 assuming they maxed out the HELOC and pay a 6% commission.

Anyone want to live here? It is Irvine, and It's a beautiful life, oh oh ooo...

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You can do what you want just seize the day
What you're doing tomorrow's gonna come your way
Don't you ever consider givin' up, you will find, oooh

It's a beautiful life, oh oh ooo
It's a beautiful life, oh oh ooo
It's a beautiful life, oh oh ooo
I just wanna be here beside you
stay until the break of dawn

Take a walk in the park when you feel down
There's so many things there
that's gonna lift you up
See the nature in bloom a laughing child
Such a dream, oooh

It's a Beautiful Life -- Ace of Base


Posted in Price Rollback

WOT 3-22-2008

Mar 22nd, 2008 by IrvineRenter 

Thank you, Daniel Gross, for the mention in your latest article: Recession Literature, The best books, articles, and Web sites about the economic collapse.

Irvinehousingblog.com is an exemplary Internet mashup. Irvine, the master-planned community in Orange County, Calif., was in many ways the epicenter of the housing boom. Many of the now-defunct ambitious subprime lenders were based there. And the O.C. housing market was a hothouse of speculation and refinancing. Today, it's the "seventh circle of real estate hell." Using realty listings, public records about debt, and YouTube videos of popular songs, an anonymous blogger who goes by IrvineRenter skewers homeowners who paid too much and are now desperately trying to recoup their investments. Realtors who post lame photos, misspell words, or engage in silly promotion-speak also come in for ridicule. At the end of each entry, the blog calculates precisely how much a homeowner—or the bank that foreclosed on his or her property—will lose if the house gets its offering price.

It is very gratifying to see nationally syndicated columnists reading and appreciating the work we do here...

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Weekend Open Thread Chart Extravaganza

 

Irvine, California House Price Predictions based on Historic Appreciation Rates 1984-2026

Irvine, California House Price Predictions based on Historic Appreciation Rates 1984-2026

 

Los Angeles House Price Predictions based on S&P/Case-Shiller Indices

Los Angeles House Price Predictions based on S&P/Case-Shiller Indices

 

Orange County House Price Predictions based on Price-to-Rent Ratio 1988-2020

Orange County House Price Predictions based on Price-to-Rent Ratio 1988-2020

 

Irvine, California House Price Predictions based on Price-to-Income Ratio 1986-2030

Irvine, California House Price Predictions based on Price-to-Income Ratio 1986-2030

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That’s Life ** Update **

The list price on 78 Sorenson is down t0 $549,000, and the property is in escrow.

That's life (that's life), that's what all the people sayFrank Sinatra That’s Life
You're ridin' high in April, shot down in May
But I know I'm gonna change that tune
When I'm back on top, back on top in June

I said that's life (that's life), and as funny as it may seem
Some people get their kicks stompin' on a dream
But I don't let it, let it get me down
'cause this fine old world, it keeps spinnin' around

I've been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate, a poet, a pawn and a king
I've been up and down and over and out and I know one thing
Each time I find myself flat on my face
I pick myself up and get back in the race

That's Life -- Frank Sinatra

Link To Music Video

This song speaks to our market on many levels. The first stanza speaks to the denial in the market. This years selling season was a bust, but come next June it will come roaring back -- Not. One a deeper level the message of this song is wonderful. A great many people are going to get kicked in the teeth by the market. They are just going to have to get back up and carry on because that's life.

A reader emailed me this property.

78 Sorenson Front 78 Sorenson Inside

Asking Price: $600,000IrvineRenter

Income Requirement: $150,000

Downpayment Needed: $120,000

Purchase Price: $715,000

Purchase Date: 10/13/2005

Address: 78 Sorenson, Irvine, CA 92602

1st Loan $572,000
2nd Mtg. $143,000
Downpayment $0

Rollback

Beds: 3
Baths: 2.5
Sq. Ft.: 1,622
$/Sq. Ft.: $370
Lot Size: -
Type: Condominium
Style: Contemporary/Modern
Year Built: 2001
Stories: Two Levels
Area: West Irvine
County: Orange
MLS#: S503062
Status: Active
On Redfin: 64 days
Act Fast! This great home is priced for a quick sale! Fantastic interior private location. Office/Den downstairs, 3-large bedrooms upstairs with spacious closet. Light & bright and spacious, durimar wood floors, blinds, recessed lighting. Close to Tustin Market Place and schools.

Act Fast! After only 60 days on the market, the bidding war will soon begin.
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Can you imagine the conversations the couple selling this house must be having?

Honey, do you think the bank will come after us for the $151,000 they are going to lose on the mortgage?

I don't think they can in California.

Won't this hurt our credit?

So what? We could have made hundreds of thousands, and the worst we could lose is a temporary ding to our credit. I think it was worth it.

No stress, no big deal. They took a risk to their credit and passed the financial risk onto the bank. The bank is going to lose their entire second mortgage. In our forums someone told the story of their friend who was invested in a fund that provided second mortgages. How many loans like this does it take to wipe out a fund like that?

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A poster from yesterday tipped me off to this property.

7 Chenile Front 7 Chenile Kitchen

Asking Price: $819,000IrvineRenter

Income Requirement: $204,750

Downpayment Needed: $163,800

Purchase Price: $885,000

Purchase Date: 4/27/2006

Address: 7 Chenile, Irvine, CA 92614

1st Loan $708,000
2nd Mtg. $88,500
Downpayment $88,500

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Beds: 4
Baths: 2.5
Sq. Ft.: 2,201
$/Sq. Ft.: $372
Lot Size: 4,750 sq. ft.
Type: Single Family Residence
Style: Traditional
Year Built: 1985
Stories: Two Levels
Area: Woodbridge
County: Orange
MLS#: S493874
Status: Active
On Redfin: 129 days
Unsold in 90+ days
* * * This is a Short Sale! Great Interior Location in Woodbridge! Remodeled kitchen with granite counter tops, cabinets and appliances. This plan offers a large family room with ceiling to floor brick fireplace. Open floor plan with vaulted ceilings in living room and master bedroom. Great size Front and Back yard. Enjoy the Lakes, Swimming Pools, Spas, Tennis Courts, and many wonderful Woodbridge Amenities with a very Low Assocciations Dues!

If they get their asking price, and there is a 6% commission, the total loss on the property would be $115,140. The sellers would lose their entire $88,500 downpayment, and the bank would lose $26,640 on the second mortgage.

Let's take another look at the real problem here...

In the most recent UCLA Forecast for housing, this little gem appeared:

A more dramatic decline in prices is not forecast because inventory levels have not climbed that high and the fall-out from the subprime mortgage crisis will be less severe in Orange County than other areas of the state.

Some people still don't get it. It is not subprime mortgages that are creating the problem. It is 100% financing and exotic loan terms -- two items which are common in OC. We have documented case after case of 100% financing deals going bad. This is the primary driver of lower prices in Irvine right now. As the multitude of exotic loans reset over the next few years, this will cause the next major wave of foreclosures and short sales.

Also, when you think about the financing picture, it is going to get worse before it gets any better. Credit is not going to magically get looser. Look at the losses to second mortgages we have been documenting day after day here in Irvine. Extrapolate that to every city in California, and you get a sense for how big this problem is for second mortgage holders. This will stop the origination of second mortgages, or it will make them so expensive as to render them useless.

Sub Prime Move Up Chain

Without second mortgages people will be required to make 20% downpayments. Look at these prices and the downpayment requirements. Who has that kind of cash saved up? Who do you know who is saving money from their salaries to make a downpayment? Where will the first time buyers come from?

Sales volume will not suddenly return to the market when very few people have the required 20% downpayment. The chain of move-ups will be disrupted until the entry level buyers save 20% downpayments and the entry level market pricing drops down to meet them.

The bulls in denial seem to believe credit conditions similar to the bubble rally will be returning soon. Lenders are experiencing unprecedented losses. Who is going to through their money into that abyss? Credit will continue to tighten until the lenders are safe. This means 20% downpayments, 28% DTI ratios, and good credit. If you don't meet those three requirements, you will not be buying a house. If you are facing a mortgage reset, and you don't meet these requirements -- which, of course, nobody does -- you will not get refinanced, and you will lose your house.

While I am on a rant, I would like to point out the most widespread delusion about financing workouts the suddenly generous lenders are promising: borrowers will not be able to keep their house and their lifestyle. The reality is that the bank will demand a dramatic reduction in personal spending and a change in lifestyle to keep a home.

A great many borrowers who are facing a reset believe they can go to the bank, and the bank will work with them to reduce the payment. True to a point, but the bank will analyze your financial situation, determine your bare minimum financial needs, and take everything else -- just like a bankruptcy. They will also ding your credit for your efforts. Borrowers can keep their houses in exchange for a decade or more of financial servitude to a lender. Enjoy the Ramen noodles.

Perhaps someday, the mainstream media and our academicians will fully comprehend the nature and scope of the problem. Until then, we will continue with our message and continue to document the results.

I guess that's life...

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Some closing words of advice and perspective from Frank Sinatra...

Frank Sinatra My WayAnd now, the end is here
And so I face the final curtain
My friend, I'll say it clear
I'll state my case, of which I'm certain
I've lived a life that's full
I traveled each and ev'ry highway
And more, much more than this, I did it my way

Regrets, I've had a few
But then again, too few to mention
I did what I had to do and saw it through without exemption
I planned each charted course, each careful step along the byway
And more, much more than this, I did it my way

Yes, there were times, I'm sure you knew
When I bit off more than I could chew
But through it all, when there was doubt
I ate it up and spit it out
I faced it all and I stood tall and did it my way

My Way -- Frank Sinatra

Link to Music Video


That’s the Spirit ** Update **

This one went back to the bank on 2/4/2008 for $616,250.

Our house, in the middle of our streetMadness
Our house, in the middle of our
Our house, was our castle and our keep
Our house, in the middle of our street
Our house, that was where we used to sleep
Our house, in the middle of our street
Our house, in the middle of our street

Our House -- Madness

Link to Music Video

Link to Hilarious Spoof Video from the Housing Crash in Great Britain in the 1980s (must see)

Espirit FrontEspirit Kitchen

Asking Price: $699,900IrvineRenter

Income Requirement: $174,975

Downpayment Needed: $139,980

Purchase Price: $869,000

Purchase Date: 11/08/2005

Address: 13551 Espirit Way, Irvine, CA 92620

1st Loan $695,200
2nd Mtg. $173,800
Downpayment $0

Beds: 4
Baths: 3
Sq. Ft.: 2,344
$/Sq. Ft.: $299
Lot Size: 5,940 sq. ft.
Type: Single Family Residence
Style: Other
Year Built: 1972Rollback
Stories: Two Levels
Area: Northwood
County: Orange
MLS#: P595176
Status: Active
On Redfin: 37 days

From Redfin, "This house features 4 bedroom plus a bonus room, 3 full bath, remodeled kitchen with new appliances, granite countertop and travertine backsplash, dual panel windows and located close parks and tennis courts, schools, restaurants, shopping centers and easy access to I5 and most of all a motivated seller."

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You have to admit, this is an impressive rollback. The asking price is a full 20% under the purchase price, and this property was purchased before the 2006 peak. If the seller manages to get their full asking price, they still stand to lose $211,094.

Realistically, this one is headed to foreclosure. This was another 100% financing deal, so the seller is motivated to walk. The bank will foreclose before they take a hit on their first mortgage, so any loss in excess of $173,800 will not get approved. The second mortgage holder... well, that is probably going to be a total loss. These are big numbers. How many of these can the banks absorb?

BTW, all the "moderates" who think we are only due for a 10% to 15% correction should be rejoicing. This must mean we are at the bottom.

You know, it doesn't look or feel like the bottom to me...


Posted in Price Rollback

The Abandonment of Hope

Mar 21st, 2008 by IrvineRenter 

Evil Eyes

Through me the way to the city of woe,
Through me the way to everlasting pain,
Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me,
Wisdom supreme, and primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal,
And eternal i endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.

Dante Alighieri -- Divine Comedy

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Housing market bulls must abandon all hope. We are witnessing a collapse of house prices not seen since the Great Depression. There are no signs of bottoming or even a slowing of the decline at this point in time. The secondary mortgage market is in shambles; despite the best efforts of the Federal Reserve, mortgage interest rates are rising; credit is tightening; sales volumes are anemic; if it were not for the persistent talk of government bailouts, there would be no hope at all.

We need hope. Hope is as essential as food or water. Presidential candidate, Barack Obama wrote about "Hope in the face of difficulty. Hope in the face of uncertainty. The audacity of hope!" We all want a bright and hopeful future, and for people renting and saving their money, the collapse of house prices is reason to hope; however, for those who speculated on real estate; for those who are overextended on their mortgage obligations needing to refinance; for those who are depending on their home equity for a comfortable retirement; for those people, the market reality is pretty bleak, and denial and hope is all they have left.

Devil

During the Great Depression, the last time the nation witnessed house price declines on the scale we are seeing now, America turned to a new president for hope. Franklin Roosevelt gave radio addresses known as "fireside chats." He used these chats to outline his policy programs (many of which made the depression worse,) but the primary service President Roosevelt provided the nation was the dispensing of hope. There was not much the President or anyone else could do about the problems of the Great Depression, just as there is not much anyone can do about the Great Housing Bubble. Franklin Roosevelt's chats during the Great Depression and Ronald Reagan's speeches during the worst of the recession of the early 1980s gave Americans comfort and hope. If we are in a deep recession at election time (which seems likely,) our next President will be called on to do the same. The election will become less about issues and intellectual competence and more about inspiration and emotional comfort. People vote for emotional reasons; people want to believe in their leaders and be inspired by them. When Barack Obama wrote "The Audacity of Hope," he hoped to inspire a generation with his words. Given the sorry state of our national economy, Americans may turn to this man, not because he is the best qualified to be President, but because is the best at dispensing hope.

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1608 Terra Bella

Asking Price: $399,900IrvineRenter

Income Requirement: $99,975

Downpayment Needed: $79,980

Monthly Equity Burn: $3,332

Purchase Price: $470,000

Purchase Date: 9/8/2004

Address: 1608 Terra Bella, Irvine, CA 92602

Rollback

Beds: 2
Baths: 3
Sq. Ft.: 1,146
$/Sq. Ft.: $349
Lot Size: -
Type: Condominium
Style: Mediterranean
Year Built: 2000
Stories: Two Levels
Area: Northpark
County: Orange
MLS#: S516093
Status: Active
On Redfin: 86 days

REO

Great corner unit with private balcony above garage. Spacious and large living room. Custom paint, Berber carpet, & paneled flooring. No one above or below with only one shared wall. Parks and all recreation just steps away. 2-car tandem garage with lots of storage.

Love those tandem garages...not!

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Look at this rollback -- 15% off a 2004 price. If this isn't hell for homeowners, I don't know what is. Price declines of this magnitude certainly cannot be inspiring much hope.

This unit was purchased in September of 2004 by a flipper using 100% financing through Accredited Home Lenders. The loan was sold off to a CDO managed by the Bank of New York Trust Company. Our flipper walked away, and the property went into foreclosure on July 12, 2007. The trustees paid $457,854, and they have been trying to sell it ever since. Apparently the trustees are not skilled at disposing real estate because we are 8 months later and this property has seen two listings and six price reductions.

WTF Market ChaserDate Price
Original List $535,000
Jul 03, 2007 $519,000
Sep 27, 2007 $499,000
Sep 28, 2007 $495,000
New Listing
Dec 25, 2007 $469,900
Jan 23, 2008 $460,500
Feb 15, 2008 $439,900
Mar 20, 2008 $399,900

It is difficult to say exactly how much the CDO will lose on the deal. The trustees managing the CDO have likely been accumulating unpaid interest and fees associated with this property and added this to their basis. In other words, they probably have upwards of $550,000 tied up in the property that collateralized the original $470,000 loan. Let's assume they have a $535,000 basis based on their original asking price back in July of 2007, although it is likely much higher. If the trustees gets their asking price the total loss to the CDO bond holders will be $159,094 after a 6% commission.

Remember, this is on a 2004 purchase. When the lenders start losing this kind of money on loans they made in 2004, imagine the losses they will take on loans made later at higher prices. What is going to happen when all the 2004, 2005, 2006 and 2007 buyers -- who are currently underwater -- start walking away from their properties? This is what the people who manage our economy fear most, and it is probably what is going to happen. The losses to the lenders and to those holding their toxic waste are going to be staggering.

Prepare yourself for financial Armageddon.

Armageddon

That concludes another week at the Irvine Housing Blog. Come back next week as we continue chronicling ‘the seventh circle of real estate hell.’

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SlayerRazors edge
Outlines the dead
Incisions in my head
Anticipation the stimulation
To kill the exhilaration

Close your eyes
Look deep in your soul

Step outside yourself
And let your mind go
Frozen eyes stare deep in your mind as you die

Close your eyes
And forget your name
Hell
Step outside yourself
And let your thoughts drain
As you go insane... [go] insane

Inert flesh
A bloody tomb
A decorated splatter brightens the room
An execution a sadist ritual
Mad intervals of mind residuals

Close your eyes
Look deep in your soul
Step outside yourself
And let your mind go
Frozen eyes stare deep in your mind as you die

Seasons In The Abyss -- Slayer

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Nothing to Lose

Mar 20th, 2008 by IrvineRenter 

In the era of 100% financing, speculation was widespread. Why not, speculators had nothing to lose other than their credit score, and if prices had gone up, they would have reaped a huge windfall. We have documented case after case of this behavior right here on this blog. Are we flagellating the equine after it has already perished? Perhaps, but until this behavior is seen for what it was, lenders will not learn their lessons, and they will do it all over again. Realistically, the only thing that could save housing prices would be a return of 100% financing and the elimination of lending standards like we saw during the bubble. There is only one problem with that: people cannot afford the payments -- They have proven that much. The continued use of 100% financing through 2007 was the only thing delaying the crash. Now that the FED is lowering interest rates, they are hoping this will translate into lower borrowing costs and help knife-catchers finance the huge sums necessary to afford today's pricing and slow the decent of prices. There is only one problem with that: as the FED lowers interest rates it increases inflation expectations, and mortgage interest rates go up. Hmmm... It is really quite a quandary.

The low interest rates we are experiencing now may prompt a few sales in 2008, but the FED will not be able to keep interest rates low for long or inflation will get out of control (anyone remember the 1970s?) If the FED starts raising interest rates later this year to curb inflation, mortgage interest rates will again rise -- not because of inflation expectations but because base rates will have increased. Mortgage interest rates hit the floor in 2004. The Federal Funds rate was 1%, inflation was low, and risk premiums were artificially low because investors in mortgage backed securities did not recognize the risks. 5.8% is as low as interest rates on a 30-year fixed-rate mortgage can get. Higher inflation and more rational risk premiums will prevent interest rates from getting that low again. It seems very unlikely mortgage interest rates can get any lower than 5.8%. We will not see 4% mortgage rates to prop up prices.

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Have you noticed when the real estate market bulls are proven wrong, there is always some unforeseen outside factor to blame? David Lereah had the nerve to claim nobody saw the subprime crisis coming despite the fact warnings about subprime lending were widely known and reported. Remember that you read this here: Mortgage interest rates are going to rise. You will probably not see mortgage interest rates on 30 year fixed rate mortgage below 6% again in your lifetime. Sometime in late 2008 or early 2009, the federal reserve will start raising interest rates, and mortgage rates will rise with them. This will be blamed for the big drop in prices and it will be held up as the reason for the faulty forecasts of bullish realtors. If it wasn't for the FED, trees really would grow to the sky, right?

One of the primary functions of the FED is to provide a stable financial system. Once the Federal Reserve begins to see economic growth and liquidity in the debt markets, interest rates may rise as quickly as they fell in order to stop hyperinflation from occurring. The FED does not want to see its member banks receive worthless currency in return for the loans it made; although I suppose this is better than receiving even less currency in a default.

Mortgage Interest Rates 1972-2006

Mortgage Interest Rates 1971-2008

When a country knowingly devalues its currency, it causes a severe recession as the prices of imported goods and raw materials increases dramatically. Perhaps a severe recession and price inflation is preferable to an economic depression like the one of the 1930s in America, but it is certainly not desirable. There will be some benefits to a devalued currency. A less valuable currency is a boon to exporters. The United States has run a chronic trade deficit for many years, and much of the recent deficit has come from inexpensive goods imported from China. The trade imbalance may correct itself with currency devaluation. Of course, this rebalancing of trade will come at the cost of more expensive imported foreign goods and a commensurate decline in spending power from US consumers. Also, prior to currency devaluation, wages in the United States were so high that jobs were being outsourced to foreign countries where people can be paid much less. Wages could not rise significantly from where they were without devaluing the dollar to prevent wage arbitrage from moving jobs overseas. The devalued currency provided some room for wage increases, and these wage increases could theoretically provide additional support for housing prices. If the FED does chose hyperinflation, there needs to be wage inflation to go along with it or the economy will experience a very deep recession due to the steep drop in consumer spending (It may anyway.) If wages rise, houses become affordable again. I wouldn't mind paying today's prices if my salary doubles.

Put today's problems in perspective: the Federal Reserve is being forced to chose between stagflation and depression, house prices are crashing, and homeowners are being foreclosed on in record numbers. This situation is the result of declining home prices; the declining home prices are a direct result of the unsustainable price levels created during the bubble rally; the unsustainable price levels were created by widespread use of 100% financing and the elimination of lending standards, so this is important stuff worthy of daily exposure on blogs like this one. In today's 24 hour news cycle, it is easy to focus on the sensational and forget about the root causes of our problems. The roots are here in properties like this one and in borrowers like this one who used 100% financing to speculate in the real estate market at the expense of our banking system.

3691 Scottsdale Front 3691 Scottsdale Kitchen

Asking Price: $590,000IrvineRenter

Income Requirement: $147,500

Downpayment Needed: $118,000

Monthly Equity Burn: $4,916

Purchase Price: $762,000

Purchase Date: 4/12/2007

Address: 3691 Scottsdale, Irvine, CA 92606Rollback

Beds: 6
Baths: 3
Sq. Ft.: 2,451
$/Sq. Ft.: $241
Lot Size: 5,375 Sq. Ft.
Type: Single Family Residence
Style: Traditional
Year Built: 1973
Stories: Two Levels
View(s): Park or Green Belt
Area: Walnut
County: Orange
MLS#: S524214
Status: Active
On Redfin: 12 days

Flipper 6 bedrooms total - 4 bedrooms upstairs, 2 bedrooms, 2 dens downstairs, with 2.75 baths. Wood flooring downstairs. Remodeled kitchen with double ovens, flat top cooking surface, large pantry & newer cabinets. Leaded glass front doors, plantation shutters, newer central A/C, newer tile roof, 8 ceiling fans and recently painted in & out. Large backyard. Close to park and community pool.

$241 / SF is real progress.

The price will have to be reduced for the cost or repainting. The pink and green colors are truly ugly.

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This property was purchased less than one year ago, and if the short sale is approved, and if the seller gets their asking price, the lender (NBGI Inc.) stands to lose $207,400 after a 6% commission. There have been some comments on my equity burn calculation where I take 10% of the purchase price and divide it by 12 to get a monthly equity loss on the property. How much was this lender's equity burn? $17,283 per month. If this flipper had any of his money in the deal, that would have been his loss, but since it was the lender...

Anyone looking to buy in today's market really should pay attention to the equity burn number. In today's market, borrowers have to put money down. It is their money evaporating into the ethers. The phenomenon is real, and it will continue for the foreseeable future.

It is a good time to be a renter.

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Styx

Tonights the night well make history, honey, you and i
And Ill take any risk to tie back the hands of time
And stay with you here tonight
I know you feel these are the worst of times
I do believe its true
When people lock their doors and hide inside
Rumor has it its the end of paradise
But I know, if the world just passed us by
Baby I know, you wouldnt have to cry

The best of times are when Im alone with you
Some rain some shine, well make this a world for two
Our memories of yesterday will last a lifetime
Well take the best, forget the rest
And someday well find these are the best of times
These are the best of times

The Best of Times -- Styx

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The Millionaire

Mar 19th, 2008 by IrvineRenter 

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There are many ways to become a millionaire. You could find oil on your property like Jed Clampett from the Beverly Hillbillies, or you could have your property could go up in value $1,000,000 like today's owners did. What would you do with $1,000,000? Some people would take the money and invest it and make even more money; some people who hit the lottery spend it all and are poor again in a few short years. Today's sellers are in the latter category.

4 Rainstar Front4 Rainstar Kitchen

Asking Price: $1,299,000IrvineRenter

Income Requirement: $324,750

Downpayment Needed: $259,000

Monthly Equity Burn: $10,825

Purchase Price: $265,000

Purchase Date: 5/28/1981

Address: 4 Rainstar, Irvine, CA 92614

Beds: 4
Baths: 3
Sq. Ft.: 3,170
$/Sq. Ft.: $410
Lot Size: 5,000 Sq. Ft.
Type: Single Family Residence
Style: Traditional
Year Built: 1981
Stories: Two Levels
View(s): Park or Green Belt
Area: Woodbridge
County: Orange
MLS#: P625191
Status: Active
On Redfin: 15 days

Find your home in Woodbridge's Landing tract with this entertainer's dream home. Enjoy this home's downstairs bedroom (currently used as office) and bath as well as a versatile upstairs bonus room, which can double as an oversized additional bedroom. The kitchen is a cook's dream, with French noire cabinets and an expansive cookspace. The kitchen opens to a warm family room with coffered ceilings, a custom dual-fireplace and wet bar. A large living room with vaulted ceilings adjoins to the formal dining room. This model has a the perfect floorplan for entertaining, whether inside or in the expansive backyard with the built-in granite BBQ and custom-built patio coverings. The front walk, driveway and rear are paved with Bouquet Canyon stonework. Featuring award winning schools and community amenities. Finishing details such as custom crown moldings, plantation shutters and ceiling treatments complete the look. Just steps to South Lake, tennis, pools and spas.

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Just when I think I have seen the worst HELOC and refi abuse imaginable, I keep finding more (actually Brittney finds these -- thank you, Brittney.)

Today's sellers owe more than $1,214,500 on a house they purchased in 1981 for $265,000.

Can you believe that? After 27 years of ownership, they should have almost completely paid off a 30-year fixed rate mortgage and be looking forward to having a $1,000,000 for their retirement. Instead, they have nothing, nada, zero. They have refinanced themselves into oblivion; either that, or they are have exercised their mortgage "put" option.

Today's sellers first step to the Dark Side came in 2002 when they refinanced for $450,000. Apparently, the lure of free money was too much for them so they refinanced again in 2006 for $1,175,000. Finally, their journey to the Dark Side was complete in 2007 when they took out an Option ARM for $1,000,000 and a stand-alone second for $214,500.

Even if these sellers get their sales price (this is borderline WTF,) they get $1,221,060 after a 6% commission. Anyone want to guess what the outstanding loan balances total up to? It sure looks like they will sell for a $1,000,000 gain, and they will not get a penny at the closing table. Amazing.

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Chart of the day:

Inflation adjusted projections based on S&P/Case-Shiller Indices for Los Angeles 1987-2013

Inflation adjusted projections based on S&P/Case-Shiller Indices for Los Angeles 1987-2013

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Dr. Hook MillionaireI'm not a bad person,
I don't drink, and I don't kill.
I got no evil habits, and I probably never will.

I don't sing like Elvis Presley,
I can't dance like Fred Astaire.
But there's one thing in my favor,
I'm a millionaire!

CHORUS:
And I got more money,
Than a horse has hairs.
Cause my rich old uncle died,
And answered all my prayers!

Having all this money,
Is going to bring me down.
If you ain't with me honey,
To help me spread it around!
Dr. Hook

I could get myself a nose job,
I could diet for a year.
But I'll never be Robert Redford,
Cause I'm much to fond of beer.

Please don't misunderstand me,
It's not love I'm trying to buy.
It's just I got all this here money,
And I'm a pretty ugly guy.

CHORUS

I don't mind if you love me for my money,
If you love me for whatever else I got.
But 'cept for all this stuff, I'm a lonely Fort Knox,
I don't guess I'm doing all that hot.

CHORUS

Money, money, money, money................

The Millionaire -- Dr. Hook

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