Irvine Housing Blog

WOT 5-10-2008

In Da House -- Crazy Frog

Part of our formula for success at the Irvine Housing Blog is to be entertaining. Reading about the housing market can be dry and boring, or it can be lively and entertaining. We always try to make it fun, funny and entertaining.

FSBO - For Sale By Optimist

Don't Dream It's Over -- Crowded House

You don't need a realtor to sell a house. A title company can take care of most paperwork, and an attorney can draft the rest for a minimal fee. Realtors are supposed to be experts at sales and marketing, but if you possess these skills, there is no need to pay someone 6% to draft a poorly written property description and sit in your house on the weekends. You can do it yourself and save a great deal of money. There are advantages of to selling on your own. You don't have to base your asking price on comparable properties. You can make up a number and put the property for sale for whatever price you want. There is no neutral market observer to tell you your price might be too high. Who needs to pay attention to comps? Also, you don't have to worry about the time and money your realtor is going to spend marketing your home because you will pay all those expenses yourself.

Today's featured property has been featured on IHB before. The previous owner was unable to sell it using a realtor, and it went back to the bank in foreclosure. The current owners bought it from the bank. Surely, they will find the buyer who appreciates the unique qualities of this home and obtain their asking price. It is just a matter of good sales and marketing and a healthy dose of optimism (real estate optimism tastes best when mixed with kool aid.)

Woods WTF

Norwegian Wood -- The Beatles

The WTF prices of Great Housing Bubble are an obvious illustration of the greater fool theory. Usually, the detachment from fundamental values is not so great. Prices that look foolish in retrospect do not always look foolish in the moment. Irvine house prices from 2004 onward looked foolish even as people were paying them. The absurdity of the situation becomes even more apparent when you see the asking prices of those who purchased at the peak of the Ponzi scheme as they look to find the next greater fool. Today's property is one dramatic illustration. These buyers grossly overpaid right at the peak in summer of 2006. Rather than admit defeat, they are asking for 50% appreciation from the peak with an asking price that is so ridiculous you just have to ask, "WTF?"

The Ultimate Post

The Ultimate Sin -- Ozzy Osbourne

What would be the ultimate post we could do at the Irvine Housing Blog? We have been getting a great deal of attention lately for our posts on HELOC abuse, and our post on Monday showing the $500,000 loss was also very well received. This is only one way you can top what we have done to date: combine the two. Today's featured property is the new pinnacle. We are raising the bar. Today, we have a property where the owner took out over $1,000,000 in a series of small refinances and general HELOC abuse, and now the lender who has taken back the property is looking at a $650,000 loss.

It does make me wonder... How can I get a lender to give me $1,000,000 that I don't have to pay back?

35% Off the Peak

Comfortably Numb -- Pink Floyd

Have you become numb to the losses we see here at the Irvine Housing Blog? The dollar amounts we are talking about are almost too large to comprehend. Monday's property is going to be an over $500,000 loss. Today's is $140,000, and it is a tiny condo. It can be hard to relate to the size of these numbers, and even harder to relate when it is a big corporation losing most of the money. These losses will continue to mount. If the lenders had to do a mark-to-market on all their loans based on the value of the underlying collateral, our entire financial system might collapse. It might anyway. I guess it is a good thing that we have runaway consumer price inflation, or the monetary deflation of all these bank losses would be a real problem.

How to Lose $500,000 in a Year

Ship of Fools -- Robert Plant

Today we are breaking with our tradition of profiling a $250,000 loss, and we are going big time -- $500,000 lost on one property. This flip is sunk. These flippers are so far underwater, they are not on a ship of fools; they are on a submarine.

WOT 5-3-2008

Fix You -- Coldplay

Everyone either has or will be impacted by the housing bubble. It will be one of the defining events of our lifetimes. It changed lives.