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You Ugly

Sep 18th, 2007 by IrvineRenter 

You have to sing along to this one...

Link to Music Video

U.G.L.Y you ain't got no alibi you ugly eh! Hey! You ugly
U.G.L.Y you ain't got no alibi you ugly eh! Hey! You ugly

I saw you walking down the street just the other day
I didn't see your damage from that far away
I should have got a clue when the kids started screaming
You walked up to me with your buck teeth a gleaming
Your hair was all frizzy and your face was a mess
I thought it was a sack but it's your favourite dress
You hurt the trees feelings and the birds all flew
I don't mean to insult you
Ugly
Oh wait! Yes i do.

Your teeth are yellow, they're covered in mould
You're only fourteen you look a hundred years old
When looks were handed out you were last in line
Your face looks like where the sun don't shine
Did you fall off a building and land on your head
Or did a truck run over your face instead
There ain't no pill cos you ain't ill

You're ugly!
U.G.L.Y you ain't got no alibi you ugly eh! Hey! You ugly
U.G.L.Y you ain't got no alibi you ugly eh! Hey! You ugly

What you really need is to wear a mask
And book that plastic surgeon fast - (girl)
You're scary - you're hairy I heard about you
You're the main attraction at the city zoo
You're so fat and ugly with a belly full of flab
When you wear a yellow coat people shout out cab
(so funny)

You got eyes like a pig and your nose is big
And with hair like that you should be wearing a wig
Uncle fester remember him? I never knew that you had a twin
You can't disguise your googly eyes
In the miss ugly pageant you win first prize
Yo mama says you ugly -
You ugly!

Daphne & Celeste - U.G.L.Y.

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When I saw this property, I couldn't help but be reminded of the song above and the picture at the bottom. This listing is the least desirable single family detached home in Irvine. Everything about this property is a negative:

  • It is 36 years old.
  • There is no back yard.
  • It only has 1 full bathroom.
  • The front elevation has no windows. It looks like a 3 car garage next to a 2 car garage. Nice...
  • The colors are awful. Check out the dark brown flooring and the blue cabinets and walls. The view of the block wall is a reminder of your prison sentence.
  • The living room has three incompatible shades of ugly.
  • The house itself is right on the 405 on ramp at Culver. A location guaranteed to have maximize noise and air pollution as people accelerate onto the freeway.
  • If that wasn't bad enough, it is adjacent to a huge power pole with enough electricity running through it to make your hair stand on end and give your children brain cancer. Perhaps the hum of the power lines drowns out the freeway noise. Who knows?

I would not live in this house.

Claremont Front Claremont Kitchen

Asking Price: $534,500IrvineRenter

Income Requirement: $133,625

Downpayment Needed: $106,900

Bank Purchase Price: $594,915

Bank Purchase Date: 8/14/2007

FB Purchase Price: $520,000

FB Purchase Date: 8/10/2004REO

Address: 3922 Claremont ST, Irvine, CA 92614

Beds: 3
Baths: 1.75
Sq. Ft.: 1,222
$/Sq. Ft.: $437
Lot Size: 5,521 sq. ft.
Type: Single Family Residence
Style: Traditional
Year Built: 1971
Stories: One LevelRollback
Area: Westpark
County: Orange
MLS#: S503237
Status: Active
On Redfin: 19 days

From Redfin, "You'll love this great home in a wonderful school district. The light and bright floorplan features neutral carpet, pergo flooring and cathedral ceilings. The large yard provides lots of space for entertaining & play. This home is located just steps to the community pool and park. Plus, there are no Mello Roos! This is a bank owned property. Bring us an offer!"

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This is an interesting property for many reasons:

First, this is another example of a HELOC implosion. Why would a bank foreclose at a number $75,000 over the original purchase price if this had not been refinanced to some peak value appraisal? I suspect this was purchased by the second mortgage holder hoping to avoid a complete loss. The first mortgage holder probably would not have bid this property up over 80% of the original purchase price ($416,000.) The FB doesn't care because they took their money out already.

Second, this is the first example I have seen of a bank offering a property at a cut-rate price in order to move it quickly. From the REOs we have observed to date, the banks start off at an amount over their foreclosure bid price and lower it until it sells. This pricing is a departure from that pattern.

Ugly DogThird, This is the first single-family detached home I have seen in Westpark rolling back to 2004 pricing. Westpark has held up pretty well to date. This property will not help the neighborhood comps.

Finally, it is one of the least desirable SFDs I have seen in a while. During the rally, quality did not matter. Now that someone who buys this may have to live there for several years to wait out the market, desirability is becoming a concern. I think they will have to lower the price further to attract a buyer to this dog.

For the record, if the bank gets its asking price and pays a 6% commission, they stand to lose $92,485.


Posted in Real Estate Owned

Irvine Sales Trends - 1998-2007

Sep 17th, 2007 by zovall 

We did our first post on Irvine Sales Trends many months ago. Today's post includes the 2007 numbers through August. Although the charts are an improvement from the past, I still have a lot to learn from twist. Keep in mind that the data used to generate these charts comes from MLS.

We'll start with a look at # of sales by month from 1998-2007:

The 3 Month and 12 Month Moving Averages help indicate the trend. Next, we'll compare the data by year. I've create separate charts for 1998-2002 and 2003-2007 because it is a little messy with 10 data sets.

It looks like although SFR sales are about the same in 2007 when compared to 2006, Condo sales are definitely slower in 2007.

Now only if I had the median sales price data for Irvine for the last 9 years. smile

UPDATE: Here is the data used to generate the charts above: Irvine Sales Trends.xls


Posted in Uncategorized

Home Sales Data thru 9-11-2007

Sep 16th, 2007 by IrvineRenter 

Median sale price

Sales volume

ZIP

code

Prev. 4 weeks

% change

from ’06

Prev. 4 weeks

% change

from ’06

92602

$690,000

-6.8%

15

-53.1%

92603

$730,000

-21.5%

22

-31.3%

92604

$615,000

-7.2%

22

10.0%

92606

$750,000

-1.3%

10

-33.3%

92612

$627,000

-5.4%

33

13.8%

92614

$660,000

10.0%

16

-48.4%

92618

$557,500

-8.5%

16

-33.3%

92620

$821,000

-1.3%

49

-5.8%

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Those are not the most bullish numbers I have ever seen. They are perhaps the most anemic sales numbers we have seen to date.

Despite the slow sales, declining prices and ballooning inventory, Turtle Ridge (92603) still has a huge number of WTF asking prices.


Posted in News

Paved Paradise

Sep 15th, 2007 by IrvineRenter 

They paved paradise and put up a parkin' lot
With a pink hotel, a boutique, and a swingin' hot spot
Don't it always seem to go
That you don't know what you got till it's gone
They paved paradise and put up a parking lot

They took all the trees, and put em in a tree museum
And they charged the people a dollar and a half to see them
Don't it always seem to go
That you don't know what you got till it's gone
They paved paradise, and put up a parking lot

Big Yellow Taxi -- Counting Crows

Link to Music Video

Isn't this the story of Irvine? Haven't we planned, designed and paved over the whole valley?

Works for me, but then again, that is my job.

There is nothing special about today's property. I just thought it had the ugliest picture I have seen on the MLS in a while, so I thought I would share it here.

Just a suggestion for the photographer: perhaps you could select the angle that shows the front door and some grass and foliage rather than the garage door, water stains, an antenna and power lines.

Dutcher Front

In case you are interested:

5052 Dutcher Ave, Irvine, CA 92604

Price: $625,000IrvineRenter

Beds: 4
Baths: 2
Sq. Ft.: 1,480
$/Sq. Ft.: $422
Lot Size: 5,543 sq. ft.
Type: Single Family Residence
Style: Other
Year Built: 1971
Stories: One Level
Area: El Camino Real
County: Orange
MLS#: P588169
Status: Active
On Redfin: 63 days
Lowest 4 bedroom house in Irvine!!! One level with large well maintained yard. 4th bedroom was converted from dining room with city permit. Brand new airconditioner/heater just installed, all windows replaced a year ago. Just need new carpet/paint per your taste.

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Lowest 4 bedroom in Irvine? Is it below sea level? Oh, they mean the price is low... {smacks forehead}

Judging by the picture, I thought they were having some drainage problems.


Posted in News

New Century Condo - 2005 Flip ** Update 1 **

by IrvineRenter 

This post first appeared on March 17, 2007. The owners lowered their price to breakeven and left it there for about 6 months. Now it appears they are becoming more motivated to sell. The price has been reduced to $550,000. Unfortunately, that is still too much money for this apartment condo.

Mongomery Condo FrontMongomery Condo Inside

New Asking Price: $550,000

Old Asking Price: $610,000

Purchase Price: $565,000
Purchase Date: 5/26/2005

Address: 1 MONTGOMERY 46, Irvine, CA 92604

Beds: 3
Baths: 2.5
Sq. Ft.*: 1,639
Year Built: 1977
Stories: 2
$/Sq. Ft.*: $381
MLS: I700005
Status: Active on market

Craigslist, Redfin, Zillow.

This property is located in the triangular area between the 5, Walnut and Yale. It is very near the 5 (in other words, it is noisy.) It was purchased on May 26, 2005 for $565,000. There is a first mortgage from New Century for $452,000 and a second from New Century for $113,000. This is a 100% financed property. The current owner is asking $610,000. If sold at the current asking price and assuming 6% in selling costs, the sellers are looking at a profit of around $7,500. This leaves them a bit of negotiating room to break even. It looks like they might need it: Zillow thinks it is only worth $603,830. Do you think they will get it? Or, perhaps, New Century will have to eat another one?

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P.S. I originally wrote this post on 3/15/2007 and the asking price was $625,000. When I posted it on 3/17/2007, the price had been reduced to $610,000. Are the owners becoming more motivated?


Posted in House Flips

Speed of Sound

Sep 14th, 2007 by IrvineRenter 

An ode to all of us waiting our turn to own a house in Irvine...Coldplay 2

How long before I get in?
Before it starts, before I begin?
How long before you decide?
Before I know what it feels like?
Where To, where do I go?
If you never try, then you'll never know.
How long do I have to climb,
Up on the side of this mountain of mine?

Look up, I look up at night,
Planets are moving at the speed of light.
Climb up, up in the trees,
every chance that you get,
is a chance you seize.
How long am I gonna stand,
with my head stuck under the sand?
I'll start before I can stop,
Coldplay 1
before I see things the right way up.

All that noise, and all that sound,
All those places I got found.
And birds go flying at the speed of sound,
to show you how it all began.
Birds came flying from the underground,
if you could see it then you'd understand?

Speed of Sound -- Coldplay

Link to Music Video

Nearly every line of that song has meaning for those of us watching the deflation of the housing bubble from the sidelines. How long before you get in?

Well, if you are an entry level buyer, today's property is a market entry point. These are basically glorified apartments, but they typically represent the lowest priced properties in the marketplace. At $450,000 it provides a great example of how crazy our prices are.

17 Alderglen Front 17 Alderglen Kitchen

 

Asking Price: $450,000IrvineRenter

Income Requirement: $112,500

Downpayment Needed: $90,000

Purchase Price: $452,000

Purchase Date: 7/16/2004

Address: 17 Elderglen #15, Irvine, CA 92604

Beds: 3
Baths: 1.5
Sq. Ft.: 1,220
$/Sq. Ft.: $369
Lot Size: -
Type: Condominium
Style: Townhouse
Year Built: 1978Rollback
Stories: Two Levels
View(s): Park or Green Belt
Area: Woodbridge
County: Orange
MLS#: S503013
Status: Active
On Redfin: 14 days

From Redfin, "Great opportunity in desirable Community of Woodbridge. This home features laminate floors throughout the main living area, living room fireplace, kitchen with newer kitchen cabinets and counters, eating area in kitchen and large laundry area which doubles as a pantry. Master bedroom has huge mirriored closet. Large enclosed patio with storage area, and direct access to your own carport. Newer water heater, newer heater and A/C unit."

Direct access to your own carport? WTF? Is there another kind of access to a carport? Easy access to an insecure roof structure separated from your apartment condo where you can park your one car. Yea, that's a plus.

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If you are making over $100K, is this your dream home?

This is a pretty deep Rollback in Woodbridge: a 2004 loser. I don't know which is more insane, the current asking price, or the fact that someone paid more than that in 2004?

I would estimate you could rent this for $1,800 based on the third bedroom; nothing more because the lack of a second bath. With a gross rent multiplier of 160, this place is worth about $288,000. This would put it within reach of someone making $72,000 a year, which is below the median.

If this seller gets their $450,000 asking price and pays a 6% commission, they stand to lose $29,000. Doesn't sound like a lot, but then again, this was a "sure thing" back in 2004. They should be figuring out how to spend their $100,000 in profit, not selling at a loss.


Posted in Price Rollback

The Market Bottom

Sep 13th, 2007 by IrvineRenter 

To everything (turn, turn, turn)The Byrds
There is a season (turn, turn, turn)
And a time for every purpose, under heaven

A time to be born, a time to die
A time to plant, a time to reap
A time to kill, a time to heal
A time to laugh, a time to weep

A time to build up,a time to break down
A time to dance, a time to mourn
A time to cast away stones, a time to gather stones together

A time of love, a time of hate
A time of war, a time of peace
A time you may embrace, a time to refrain from embracing

A time to gain, a time to lose
A time to rend, a time to sew
A time to love, a time to hate
A time for peace, I swear its not too late

To everything (turn, turn, turn)
There is a season (turn, turn, turn)
And a time for every purpose, under heaven

Turn, Turn, Turn -- Pete Seeger / The Byrds / Bible (Ecclesiastes 3, verses 1–8)

Link to Music Video

Recent Concert Video

IrvineRenter

Like the change of seasons, real estate markets move in cycles. During the last cycle, the real estate market peaked in 1990, and the market bottomed in 1997. The primary reason the bottom formed was because incomes and rents finally caught up to housing prices.

They say a picture is worth a thousand words. These two images posted in our forums by Bubblegum speak volumes. These images are both from 1997. The first appears to be from a condo development in Orange. The actual pricing is not important: the relationship between the cost of a rental and the cost of ownership is very important. This is why the bottom formed.

Market Bottom 2

The next time someone tries to convince you the cost of ownership is near the cost of rental, remember the simple calculation above. If someone has to apply rental increase rates, inflation rates, appreciation rates, tax benefits and other complicated nonsense to make the numbers work, the numbers really don't work. (Notice the simple numbers above work without the tax benefits figured in.)

As a rule, the use of advanced math to justify a house purchase is mental masturbation designed to make someone feel good about an emotional decision they already made. When the calculation above works, it will be time to buy, and not until then.

Since I began writing on this blog, I have stated I will buy when the cost of ownership equals the cost of rental. An advertisement like this -- when it reflects reality -- would motivate me to buy. How about you?

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It has been suggested as prices drop people will perceive a bargain and start buying. This is true. This is where all the knife catchers come from. There are simply not enough of these people to support the market, particularly a market dominated by foreclosures like ours is going to be shortly.

Why aren't there enough knife catchers to support the market? Knife catchers are not buying because of the numbers, they are buying because of their emotions. Everyone is not going to get emotional at the same price point; thus, no support zone will form at any particular price point.

However, everyone who can do math will see when it is cheaper to own than to rent, and many rational people will act at the same time and at the same price levels. The collective actions of you, me and other like-minded individuals responding to these market conditions provides the market activity and transaction volume necessary to form a market bottom. It will not form before then.

So how much were properties in Irvine going for in 1997?

Market Bottom 1

For all of you number crunchers out there that want to find the bottom of our current bubble, start with the pricing in 1997, and add 4% per year for inflation and wage growth (although wage growth has only been 3% per year.) Since I really like quick multipliers to simplify the math, below is a table to help:

1997 1.00
1998 1.04
1999 1.08
2000 1.12

2001 1.17
2002 1.22
2003 1.27
2004 1.32
2005 1.37
2006 1.42
2007 1.48
2008 1.54
2009 1.60
2010 1.67
2011 1.73
2012 1.80
2013 1.87
2014 1.95
2015 2.03
2016 2.11
2017 2.19

From this table you can see how much more a 1997 house should cost projected into the future. In 2007, a house purchased in 1997 should be 48% (1.48 times) higher. Pricing will intersect these values at some point, and when it does, we will be at the bottom.

Irvine Housing Market Prediction Chart

I created the chart above in March for the post: Predictions for the Irvine Housing Market. I thought I was being somewhat aggressive in my predictions of such large quarterly losses. Such large declines are unprecedented. If the credit market is as challenging as it appears, the drop to fundamental valuations may be faster and more violent than anyone could have guessed. We will see.

In the end, the bottom will form because it will be less expensive to own than to rent, and everyone who watched houses depreciate from the peak will find the motivation to buy. We might overshoot fundamental valuations based on rental equivalent (which seems to be where the credit crunch may take us) and drop down to levels where properties produce a positive cashflow for investors. That chart is really ugly...

From How Bad Could Bad Get?

Irvine Market Decline Extreme

If any of you want to play with the numbers, below is a link to the spreadsheet I used to create the charts above:

Market Decline Extreme Spreadsheet

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Where do you think the median will bottom out and when?


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